We sell everything you need: coats, scarves, deerstalkers, riding crops – get it all from Reichenbach mall! Also tissues, buckets (for your creys), shock blankets and chocolate for your post Reichenbach Fall needs!
If such a thing as Reichenbach Mall existed, I’d imagine it to be a very refined, posh shopping centre with long traditions – hence the old-fashioned looking logo. Also, see what I did with that slogan? (trololololol~)