A few weeks ago when I reminded you about spring cleaning, some people indicated that life was already too busy. I DO know what that feels like because I’ve been trying for quite a while to get a handle on things. I’ve decided that I can’t get a handle on everything in the world, so I’m now looking closer to home. I’ve been gaining weight over the last couple of years, so getting a handle on my dessert addiction. I’ve been advised that a dish of strawberries or a banana would be fine, but the added whipped cream, sugar and icecream should be left off. Pfffffff… And the weather! SOMEONE’s gotta get a handle on the weather, right? And there are fewer than 30 cats here, so we should at least try to get a handle on the pets. Money, anyone? Seems like getting a handle on the money situation is a very social thing to do since there are so many of us doing it all the time. That bull elk is responding to some elevated hormone levels, so he and many people need to try to get a handle on the horniness. [Notice I found wording that kept ME out of that one? :)] Oh, and I had to get a new handle on my bike because the original broke. At least I’ve got a handle on SOMETHING!

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comic, funny, humor, humour, wildside

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  • handprintz
    handprintzover 6 years ago

    l can’t believe you have put a handle on the cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, very cute,and clever

  • You need to think of this from the cat’s perspective… since it is purrrfectly okay about licking where it is licking, having a nice new handle on a hind leg is NOTHING in comparison. :)

    – MooseMan

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