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It’s a terrifying thing to have a cereal killer loose in one’s home. Those horror movies that pretend that it’s scarey don’t even come close. And this cereal killer has some particularly nasty patterns. The chosen cereal is first stabbed to death, then shot to death, and as if that’s not enough he drowns it… in milk. Eeeew! By setting up the camera ahead of time, my photo has given me a few clues as to the identity of the cowardly creep. First, we can tell he’s a black man, because those prissy white hands are obviously fake. Besides, no real man would have hands that clean. He’s got two hands, but that seems to be fairly common with men. Yeah… that’s about it. I’m sure the CSI Miami team could get a complete set of finger prints from the photo, and extract DNA by analyzing a super-zoom close-up of the guy’s hand. The GSR (gun shot residue) that they find on bad guys might trick the CSI lab because it’s a starting pistol used for starting races… the cereal killer knows it’s loud enough to scare that cereal to death. By the time I get there to eat my cereal, it’s definitely dead. Must be internal injuries because it looks okay on the outside.

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breakfast, cereal, comic, eating, food, funny, gun, humor, humour, kill, killer, mooseman, ted, tedwiden, widen, wildside

Comments

  • MooseMan
    MooseManover 6 years ago

  • Cat Perkinton
    Cat Perkintonover 6 years ago

    silly silly silly ….great stuff!

  • Silly? SILLY!?? …okay, I plead guilty :) :)

    – MooseMan

  • MooseMan
    MooseManover 6 years ago

  • Cat Perkinton
    Cat Perkintonover 6 years ago

    Silly is great….you can never have enough silly!

  • Julie Marks
    Julie Marksover 6 years ago

    I think you have missed you calling. Do you write the material for George Carlin? WE need a book in the irreverent humor genre by Mooseman! I think I spotted the cereal killer. The Rice Krispies that snap, crackle and pop are the most dangerous. I almost had my head
    snapped off. Watch out for those killer krispies!!

  • Jen Cannella
    Jen Cannellaover 6 years ago

    You have such a wonderful sense of humor…i love this!

  • PPPhotoArt
    PPPhotoArtover 6 years ago

    this is just too much … totally creative and so much fun!!!!! absolutely fabulous work and commentary!!!!!!!!!! patricia

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    NatureGreeting...over 5 years ago

    First time I have ever seen a true to life Cereal Killer!!!!!!!!!

  • Cereal killers don’t SEEM very scarey, but don’t let the calm looks fool you!! :)

    – MooseMan

  • NatureGreeting Cards ©ccwri
    NatureGreeting...over 5 years ago

    ahhh and never judge a book by its cover………

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