It’s a terrifying thing to have a cereal killer loose in one’s home. Those horror movies that pretend that it’s scarey don’t even come close. And this cereal killer has some particularly nasty patterns. The chosen cereal is first stabbed to death, then shot to death, and as if that’s not enough he drowns it… in milk. Eeeew! By setting up the camera ahead of time, my photo has given me a few clues as to the identity of the cowardly creep. First, we can tell he’s a black man, because those prissy white hands are obviously fake. Besides, no real man would have hands that clean. He’s got two hands, but that seems to be fairly common with men. Yeah… that’s about it. I’m sure the CSI Miami team could get a complete set of finger prints from the photo, and extract DNA by analyzing a super-zoom close-up of the guy’s hand. The GSR (gun shot residue) that they find on bad guys might trick the CSI lab because it’s a starting pistol used for starting races… the cereal killer knows it’s loud enough to scare that cereal to death. By the time I get there to eat my cereal, it’s definitely dead. Must be internal injuries because it looks okay on the outside.