Ship to Shore, ship to dock!
Market to market to buy a fat clock!
Ground control to spaceship Earth
Can you read me
Over and out, Zamzibaba! Mirth!
You girdle me up and bound up my hair
Do any simple knot or a pigtail if you dare!
Wrap me up in your cloudy nine!
Wake me up in your earthquake FINE!
Do you come here often boffin?
Have YOU done this before often?
Shall not do this anymore!
Sorry to be such a stolid bore!
However I am really not quite ready
To be STEADY!
For you and me, it’s no no teddy!
Naughty, horrible little play toy!
Take the long way home to grandma
( he walks away shoulders drooping )
I’m so sorry my ugly little Rotund!
Did I hurt your feelings Wotung?
You know when Nero killed Pompea
He stomped on her Umpa!
So don’t do the same with me Loompa!
Now are those real tears that I see?
You don’t really have to change for me!
There is plenty of you, so lets make three!
Beauty is really only skin deep