Pandemonium, knee deepeth in sodium
Hope you don’t mind my odie colognium
O Maximus joyous in climatic infinitum,
Sink thy teeth into a juicy idiom
Cracks appear in the rings of iridium.
In corruptus un annis horribulus
Declaration of my Habeas corpus
Insatiable with Connie Lingus
Cloud nine on Inteprid Nimbus!
A Steely aeronautical by day, dream merchant by night
Fly by argonaut in a perpetual flight.
Black holed by a Hawking space probe
Blast off to Labia Majora earlobe.
We lost goodship Lovecraft in G force overdrive
When the orgasmic corrupter discovered my inner thigh,
Whisky a go a go in my primordial mojo
Thunderbirds are in a definitive no go!
Blast off boxcar to Alpha Centauri
With umbrellas and an olived midori
Like Invictus and the equestrian cosmonauts
In search Icarus, a singed winged astronaut.
Set sail to the shores of Orion
In an inflatable lion in Nylon
Dandy mystic knicker bockers
The latest in swimwear overlockers!
Home at last, I need a glass
Of mothership Earth in a flask
Drink till I’m stone cold dead
But it’s wake up and
off to work instead
O woe, o dread!!
I just don’t like Mondays!!