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Secret Closet

Get in loser! / I’m doing some witchcraft / Doing some Switch craft / Alligators in the sewers / Neighbourhood dogs on skewers!

Sometimes She Rhymes ( Top Ten Sound Effects )

So what’s your damage? / My teenage mutant savage / The ego wasn’t built in a day / Like Rome was built in a daze.

7 Dangerfield Dive ( In the Mortal Coil )

Over by that levy / The dead boy sang a solemn tune / Carnival ghost town / Radioactive tumbleweed boom bound.

The Son of ( Mod ) Ozymandias

Closely guarded secret of erotic fulfilment / Dionysian power kegs from the fifth dimension / Orpheus may just as well been Jesus in disg…

Comfortably Dumb

Here I am / The one that you loved / The one that you shoved / Shoved me into a cauldron you / Stirred me into a witches brew.

Heatwave

Little boat yawns it’s way through the canals of / wasted, while loose caboose went off the rails.

Catholic Guilt

In my Socratic platonic invective / You are an atomic Jesus infective / Do you want to see me over the edge? / It’s hell on the en…

Shadows of You

Sirens permeate the midnight stillness / The air seems cluttered with the buzz of illness / Stoic grimaces at the foot of my bed / Ego sup…

Garmented In Light

From a vapour came my meteor / Been eons since I locked my door / I have Zen interest in death / It’s a groundhog vacation in regret.

Catnap Snap

A once magnificent future / Born out of a dubious past / Saved in my computer / Revelations that would blast

By the light of this…

Plagiarize my future / To the point of accoutre / Jump back to the flashback / Instant my special Kodak.

Pretty Face go to Hell

Long before the soldier boy / Long before the resistance ploy / The Rainbow had been twisted dry / Dee dee saw the comet fry

At The Zoo

Frontier to acid test / Kaleidoscopic dinner set / The secret from the daily fuzz / I’m hooked to the minute buzz.

Sorry Wrong Number

Speed dial thief on the roam / Velociraptor on the phone / It’s a peculiar juggernaut of fear / The Boo Radley of tears.

The man that never was

Have I not spoken about this before / About a man in the days of yore / Space and time need not entwine / When memories are defined.

Totoro Totauran

Totoro Totauran doblinya / Amen amen allah scari da flis

Curio

O curio o curio / Mask out the curio / Where art thou pumpkin seed?

Pansexual Paramour

Mirror, mirror on the ball / Who is the fairest creature of all?

Ode to Roche La Toit

Satanic dark cloud rain over me / Piss on me, stain me yellow. / It was all about the Satin Santello. / And friends like Portishead and …

Deep Down Purple

I predicate the divine reality / By the strange osmosis of empty / The radars of Shiva diminish the night / For the fear of the right, / F…

Stone Age Renaissance

Breathe in, breathe out / Big bad love, on it’s way out / The old acquaintances, the hi by night / Outsourced angels go flight.

“Over to ure”

Here lies thy giddy Dodo / Baked in pie by King Mojo. / In an undeniable sequential butterfly / It’s the Rorschach I’d be mort…

Sonic Aviator

I dream in Polaroid / Under a blanket of moons. / Sleep in a raincoat of sunsets and dunes. / Night was when the ships set sailed……

Godspeed

You can stand between the devil / and the deep in the sea / Between the desperate void and me

Seance on a wet afternoon in solstice

Could not escape the magic room / Silence breaks the vex too soon / A soft voice beckons the dead / White noises shaketh the bed.

Captured by Salinger

He had the mark of the drifter / He rose the hidden rouser / Rebel with the kickback smile / Phoebe loved you in spades.

The Look Of Love

The look of love / The unconditional shove / Irresistible in your moments of weakness / Strength lies in their meekness.

Rise and Fall…The Lonely War

Unleash the shadow of war / Exit via my visitors door / Love conquerors flee in fear / Sooner the doppelgangers reappear.

Opeth Opus

Opeth opus of pure design / A victim of some skewered mind / Wake up to cosmic synergy / A psychic snowball energy.

Plutonium Serenade

Under my Elysium cloud / There’s a Tombaugh crater / A big crustacean period romancathon. / Where art thou Pluto?

These Walls

These whispering walls hide tell tale hearts, / They speak of funk and old dark arts. / The abc of all things rotten / Stained by thoughts…

Telepathic love affair

My telepathic love affairs / Went awfully wrong / I’m eight miles deep to five girls gone.

History can be so yesterday…A brief history…

After 2000 years Pyjama finally earned that scholarship to heaven as / her acquisition of absolute wisdom became the end of her earthly man…

Remain In Light

I step out of the rain / To play the game / Contemplate a change / To control the hidden reins.

A Place In The Sun

Live out your fantasies in Aztec gold, / Take a last train to nobody knows.

Big Star

There was a time / When i was a big star / Could not foresee how I got so far. / An overnight star, a wonder bar.

Switch Vicious

Sexualizing the piano / One of my many unconscionable Inferences, / Imaginary knickers tied around your thick woody legs.

Beat on a different drum ( My Soul Is A Sleepy Ba…

You may beat on a different drum, / But I tune on a different hum / You are the nomad, the eternal no man. / We all love a bogeyman / Who …

An Ode To Ziggy Dory

Kneeling beside your grave / Lady Stardust plays her way  / A sad smile, in an off the shoulder style / defenceless to love,  / Her lonelin…

Nothing like the Sun

Going out on your own accord / Pay the price only you can afford / Stretch your wings and face the unknown. / Change the course to which y…

The Magic Karma Ride

O Sister Narration / This is my life. / This cat may walk through walls / But I am the true light.

Triple EfX

Where the boys are / He stares at me from afar / Impatiently I wait / With skirt pulled up to my waist.

The Truth I Fear

The truth is near / It’s the truth we fear / Yesterday was another world / Today, another fucking whirl.

Alter my Ego ( Dedicated to Scott Weiland )

I knew my ego had died. / I was down to the last glass of cheap red when more / than a century had passed before I even realised. / It w…

Butterfly Heaven

Glorious garden in heaven / How art thou a sanctuary for my solace? / A shelter for my heart from those terrible winds of change. / You…

Synonymous Soup

Frontier of the acid test / Kaleidoscopic dinner set / The secret from the daily fuzz / I’m hooked to the minute buzz

Ode to the Ancient Psychonaught

From the colours of space, / To my uninhabited ghostly estate. / Comes the lightness of one being.

The Bitch Travels Fast…

O Daddy-O , O Romeo / Art thou a Romeo? / Was doing my time in hell / Doing the beat think swell.

Midnight Wants Me

Bare and twisted, / The history of my obsessions / Mask the magick mayhem with / Psychedelic wands.

The Trinity Of Me

My phone has eyes / It has a camera that fabricates lies. / It takes the right side of me / It hides the far side of me / Its the dark tha…

Hello Scorpio

Well here you are / You’re the one that almost got away! / Now six inch, nine inch nails / Through the thick of your piss-hole heart.

The Smoke Of Retribution

It was more than hate / From a secret you could not keep, / You were arrested by my development. / You stood so pale, misguided.

Dots And Dashes

I am defined / I am subliminally refined / Removed from where I am / Taken to the one trick man.

Uneasy Virtue

To stand the test of me, / For whatever it may be. / To the cotton candy wisdom, / From those backstreets of Lisbon.

Circum Maxiimum Overdrive (Love, this is my song)

In the pavillions of virtual chaos / The seance was perfect pathos. / Ouija board to ground control, / Circuits dead, that’s someone…

Androgyne

Here am I, without form, / Invisible to the human norm. / Where no thing lives forever / Where no weeds rise up never.

Mystical Freeze

That tenacious dead boyfriend, / An arbitrary firebrand. / Remained strewn across the Dead Sea, / I would laugh until I wept no more!

What Alice didn’t know, the White Rabbit kn…

From a hole in the ground / Came “that” boy from the town / From deep in the early morning bliss / Came a burning rocket from…

Just Right

In the birthplace of Goldilocks / Lived Maria of the Ogre frocks. / White race, master space…

Crashing boats

Like crashing boats; danger parks slowly into the Jungian banks of a / pearly subconsciousness….

From the Amoeba Files

When the spider spreads her wings / She lets evolution take her to the door.

Lipstick Traces

Sublime Moondoggie / Adonic surfer with the loaded gun, / Yo Andreas quake-spasm, yo so horrible and new.

Trip The Light

Trip the light fantastic / Cover me with plastic / Magic bullet grazed my roll / Passed the sauce to take my bowl

Night Moves

But when night moves, you get those side views. / You know, you are never alone in the fortitude of sola

The Great Indoors

Inside the great expanse of my head office one will see a sea of the abstract expressionless in pale complexions and cheap makeup under a s…

The Shadow Of Your Guile

The phantom tagger / The permanent marker! / Long live the anti-martyr / No moment for haste.

Prognosis

Let’s sing me a song to sing out of key. / And I will get your pumped up kicks for free.

The Sugarcoat Express

It’s hunger that keeps us awake / In a world that takes takes takes

Execution Of Conscience

A stay of execution / Through another journey of delusion / The elocution of my heart / Made you fall apart.

Who can it be?

Salvaged from accidents / A beating heart, open to start / Wounded by arrows of hate and lust.

Ayahuasca at Tiffanys

I know that Imago is Latin for imagination and the ancients like our dear old Romans converted invisible data into images we can see and le…

Watch This Space

After three years of drug free / I shall simulate the light of a TV / on my face as to look feebly.

A Cosmic Eudaimonia ..white with one sugar only

Recently I underwent the interplanetary near-death experience stimulated by three sugars in my coffee abuse.

Hydra Revisited

To confound the scheme, / I am wounded by carelessness. / But I continue to walk alongside / danger like she is a dear old friend.

Diary of a flashbacker

Whoever thought of splitting  anti-matter into a God particle was a dick.

Blow wave my disco punk

Come blow wave my love! / To my feline friends, sisters of  brotherhood and kissing cousins.

Enter at your own risk

All Romanovs are dead, / Stranger are the faces on your pillow in bed. / The secrets lie in your perfect eye, / Incognito lover of the hid…

Fevers with silver lining

Pumped up to my fucking knees / A cracked up poet with a social disease / In my trilogy of flyby love affairs, / Are sojourns in a Deser…

It’s not over till it’s over

Travelling on that train of thought / The one way ticket I thought we bought. / Validated by reasons unknown / It bypassed the dream route…

Nevermind

Daily transmissions with extrasensory overload / is the beginning of the end of our evolution.
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