The march keeps marching on the cadence counts louder and louder the parade is endless….”Artur!!!!”….master maker of masterpiece for the master artist racing to artifacts of artifice….the critics shout “Artur!!!! Artur!!!! Artur I. Phartoonian!!!!” the arty crowd goes wild, easily led and manipulated waxing waxy superlatives the waxiest are the best.
Artur contemplating what next (?) and thinking (?!!!) about descriptive descriptions to explain his “art” to the masses masturbating masturbations about art and soon about his art and philosophy of “Mien ArtKamping”…..Artur a master debater has practiced and practiced his repertoire of art musings….what else (?) publish a book (YES!!!) best suited for the coffee table mostly displayed in the John de toilettes of prisoners prison cells fertile ground….for the arty artist storm troopers hallowed hallowed ground one and all and all for one….”I live for my art and art is my life!!!!” hum sounds good….one of Arturs maximum minimums an earwig mantra…it is in the book.
Artur had failed art school rejected by those who can’t create so they teach technique. Like a prophet he knew no prophet is honored in his home country so he decided to pick up stakes and move and change his name….off to Santa Fe…no…New York City…no…too full of starving artist and Artur had to find a patron to subsidize his art and manifesto of “Mien ArtKamping” so on a blissful day just made for farfegnugen Artur I. Phartoonian packed up the car and was remade….artist to the world…..blitzkrieg fractalogist, kreigsmarine water colorist and soon Fuhrer of art maxims and all kinds of arty art stuff.
This is a half assed synopsis of a very long winded prelude to the rise and fall of Artur I. Phartoonian….Art Nazi…Achtung!, more to follow as we discover the horrors of Artcoweitz and the hills are alive with artist refugees more like cheap rent hovels….first I have to get the galleys all loaded up in a little boat….have a good laugh storm troopers….the Russian Frontal Nudist…..English Baroque Architecture (? really) and the American Art movement of Diarrhea Abstract Art….and Canadian Arts and Crafts (mostly crafts)….to follow.
Art Nazis…..Achtung!
I humbly apologize to anyone reading this parody of a parody of a parody but I could not help it….I am being serious something just possessed me….just like you know when an artist or writer can’t explain why or how they came about creating (?) they are creationist!!!! Oh yes they are listen to their code words and then the description (harrumph I am guilty of that big time but I can make excuses for myself a thousand word count should do it nicely)….I lost my thought….Oh no not that thought, hum this one will do nicely…no I had better not use that thought either….forget it. If anyone gets a laugh let me know and if you are offended you have to wonder why or why not (?).
Lyuda, 4 months ago
Very entertaining!! Made me laugh :)
wonder what happened next?
montdragon in reply to Lyuda’s comment, 4 months ago
Art Nazis….Achtung! Are a very clever group except you have to explain slowly….The Phartoonian manifesto a manifesto to go “Mien ArtKamping” a boxed set CD and also an online art curriculum Art Nazis….Achtung!…PAYPAL preferred or cash “Euros!!!” via Argentina….no America Yankee dollar funny money it is deflating better yet Chinese cash via Chinese Chop Suey joints one on every corner of the globe a conspiracy….Chairman Meow planned it that way very clever designer artist that Chairman Meow now selling the brand on T shirts with his cat likeness on them….dead artist rule…and Chairman Meow is dead just like Che (?)….”Harri Karri and how to be a very clever successful dead artist just like Harri Karri” and the “Zen of one step Seppuku paint by the Numbers” all very clever design motivational inspirational words of wisdom to insure your art is for the ages…all in the “Mien ArtKamping” manifesto. Just Google the chapter on “Zen of one step Seppuku Paint by the Numbers” cuts out all the bullshit just the upside CliffsNote only….artist are subjective just like their art….hey I’m telling you this stuff for free….pay me in PayPal bucks….or slip me some chop suey, I just might forgo the mammon and do the Guru thing….ala Arturo Artenchez y Arturo a real Art Nazi…..Oh thanks for the read.