Komrads top secret message from Alaskeeeee secret deep undercover agent Palinski the First Dude has gone rogue. Komrads…Palinski has succumbed to Barbie Barracooties ideology of Amerika Fascism…yes Amerikan Fascism we Commies fear Fascism the last big time Fascist almost destroyed the Motherland…and Adolf was a bad painter too.
Komrads we must do everything possible to program the Barracootie aka “What a Moose” we need to activate deep deep deep undercover sleeper agent “The Maverick” to slip some drugs in Barbie Barracooties Dr. Pepper and bring the Barracootie to Moscow for some Soviet style propaganda brain washing to further our claim over Alaska and then onto the Confederated States of Amerika. Agent Rush Limpbodski will be handling her when she returns to campaign for the Presidency he is most expert in the art of persuasion of divisive propaganda he has won over the loyalty of the many Amerikans …they are so ripe we can smell them here in Moscow…ditto…ditto…ditto heads…DITTOHEADS!!!
Komrads we will succeeded most Amerikans are complacent and fearful easily lead and managed by whoever shouts the loudest like Rush Limpbodski and our “What a Moose” Barracootie Palin once we have brainwash her to the commie philosophy and deprogram her fascist ideas…all Amerikans will be ditto heads like Limpbodski thinking they have bought into fascism only to discover that the Soviet style ideology and capitalism is the future which George W. Bush so artfully left as a legacy…Bush our secret weapon he was hypnotize when he looked into our fearless leaders eyes Vladimir Putin mastermind “UBER” KGB agent….Czar for Life.
My apologies to anyone who is Russian but no apologies to RepubliKlans who support and advocate that Sarah Palin is presidential material let alone a sitting governor of one of the least populated states who have no clue as to why they elected Sarah Palin…”What a Moose” that Barracuda is.