Komrads we in Russia can see Sarah Palin from the Motherland and when we fly over Alaska every Sunday morning she gives the secret hand signal a one digit salute. Komrads “Palin” is really “Palinski” the First Dude of Alaska is deep undercover Soviet sleeper agent…yes a Soviet undercover deep sleeper agent under the coverer’s of the Barracuda Amerikankies are so naive code word “What a Moose” is the Barracudas code cover nom de guerre and affectionate name given to her by the First Dude. Komrads First Dude suggested “Barbie Barracootie” KGB rejected this as too Amerikan and all agreed “What a Moose” more dignified and more Soviet…moose’s have racks and barracudas are too fishy and bite and make bad caviar.
Komrads the Barracuda or “What a Moose” is clueless that the First Dude is a Soviet sleeper undercover agent so this is top secret (?). Komrads we must keep Sarah Barracuda “What a Moose” Palin busy making political inroads and irrelevant news to be elected the next President of the Confederates States of Amerika and then Komrads, we will invade like we invaded Georgia this time we will be greeted as liberators but not like George W. Bush the liquidator of Iraq. Komrads can you smell the fried chicken and ribs and Mountain Dew with good Vodka from Moscow.
My apologies to anyone who is Russian but no apologies to RepubliKlans who support and advocate that Sarah Palin is presidential material let alone a sitting governor of one of the least populated states who have no clue as to why they elected Sarah Palin…”What a Moose” that Barracuda is.