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Komrads we in Russia can see Sarah Palin from the Motherland and when we fly over Alaska every Sunday morning she gives the secret hand signal a one digit salute. Komrads “Palin” is really “Palinski” the First Dude of Alaska is deep undercover Soviet sleeper agent…yes a Soviet undercover deep sleeper agent under the coverer’s of the Barracuda Amerikankies are so naive code word “What a Moose” is the Barracudas code cover nom de guerre and affectionate name given to her by the First Dude. Komrads First Dude suggested “Barbie Barracootie” KGB rejected this as too Amerikan and all agreed “What a Moose” more dignified and more Soviet…moose’s have racks and barracudas are too fishy and bite and make bad caviar.
Komrads the Barracuda or “What a Moose” is clueless that the First Dude is a Soviet sleeper undercover agent so this is top secret (?). Komrads we must keep Sarah Barracuda “What a Moose” Palin busy making political inroads and irrelevant news to be elected the next President of the Confederates States of Amerika and then Komrads, we will invade like we invaded Georgia this time we will be greeted as liberators but not like George W. Bush the liquidator of Iraq. Komrads can you smell the fried chicken and ribs and Mountain Dew with good Vodka from Moscow.
My apologies to anyone who is Russian but no apologies to RepubliKlans who support and advocate that Sarah Palin is presidential material let alone a sitting governor of one of the least populated states who have no clue as to why they elected Sarah Palin…”What a Moose” that Barracuda is.

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…forever dyslexic one word less is one word more…design follows the eye before the shape shifts into form…when two hearts beat as one nirvana bliss a blink of joy…we are stardust star stuff of serendipity…art is a business of commodities for sale…caveat emptor oh yes for sure one woman’s junk is another man’s treasure…make me laugh and i am yours…

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Comments

  • Flux
    Fluxover 5 years ago

    Hahaha, I love this…great concept and typography

  • American politics is like a sleazy little soap opera and Sarah Palin loves the attention but she can’t read her lines just struts and says “whatever” pops into her jingoistic mind…thanks.

    – montdragon

  • H Maria Perry
    H Maria Perryover 5 years ago

    Mountain Dew and Vodka, Budweiser and OxyContin.

    Great design.

  • Great Wasilla Hillbilly combo just add dead moose some chopped off wolves legs and what the hell kill some polar bears and get the kids up on the stage 24-7 and then play the race card for a sideshow of Sarah Barracuda Palin playing to the RepubliKlan base…encore encore she is so hopeful that America will come to mama 2012.

    – montdragon

  • DesImages
    DesImagesover 5 years ago

    Completely crazy but I like it, da!

  • Not as crazy as your average Joe Six-Pack RepubliKlan…they can see Russia from their outhouses and see Sarah Palin as the president of the United States…thanks yup it is crazy.

    – montdragon

  • Gregory John O'Flaherty
    Gregory John O...over 5 years ago

    Like it !!!

  • TY 2 U…how do these people get into the gene pool?

    – montdragon

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