Sarah Barracuda Palin sightings never end who is governing the state of Alaskeeeeeee? The Barracuda is planning on running for the Presidency of the Confederate States of Amerika and no doubt will win 100% of the votes with the aid of the Progressive Ignorance Governance Society (aka P.I.G.S.) who are actively donating and contributing corporate and evangelical money to build a war chest of loot to launch her candidacy. She is running on the RepubliKlan Party ticket whose slogan is “The Party that Hangs Together” RepubliKlans get their ideologue talking points from the moral and intellectual thoughts of talking points from the talk radio host Guru talking head Rush Limbaugh the rotund extra triple wide portly mouthpiece of all RepubliKlans. Rush Limbaugh is the epitome of RepubliKlanism never met an ethnic, colored persons of all colors or Democrat he didn’t like especially white Democrats…Rush is strictly white noise for the extreme right white good old boys. He is making an exception for Sarah Palin she is Rush Limbaugh’s idea of what is hot in a Femme Nazi his definition of assertive women. Rush Limbaugh is head over heels enthralled with this machine gun toting granny able to cut and gut any endangered species animal in less than sixty seconds…about as long as Rush can get it up and keep it up.
The Confederate States of Amerika are itching and bitching to break away to live the life of a theocracy of Sunday with fried chicken, expanding the population with unwed teenage mothers, prescription drugs legal or illegal available 24-7 as long as it is approved and distributed by authorized corporate owned drug stores (Levi Johnson’s ma deals in drugs she is an entrepreneur and that is OK wink wink). Rush Limbaugh is a prescription drug addict he was busted for buying prescription drugs without a prescription and told the undercover officers “Busted? I don’t wear a bra I’m just big chested!!!” as his massive breasts hit the ground to prove to the undercover officers he did not wear a bra. No doubt Rush Limbaugh will be the intellectual architect to shape The Confederate States of Amerika and mentor President Sarah Palin on the intricacies of statecraft and smooth out the rough edges like her inability to speak nothing but Palinese with the “donchas” and “you betchas” and with Rush’s expertise as a talk radio entertainer President Palin will be a whiz bang riveting and articulate communicator just like Rush.
The Progressive Ignorance Governance Society aka P.I.G.S. and Rush Limbaugh are set ready to hit the airwaves, internet and fried bucket of chicken shacks to lay the ground work for Sarah Barracuda Palin and her RepubliKlan Party to party…The Party that Hangs Together.
Hey I’m spoofing you just some Rush Limbaugh humor after all Rush Limbaugh brought to his talkie talking talk radio show and enthralled his audience with “Barack the Magic Negro” so suit up your Nazi uniforms and slip on your jackboots get on the march and goosestep for Sarah Barracuda Palin the next President of the Confederate States of Amerika…hey who is governing Alaskeeeeeeee? Who cares they don’t seem to mind in Alaskeeeeeeeee that Sarah Palin is always A.W.O.L building her bridges to nowhere on their dime.