Sarah Palin Candidate for President.
Sarah Barracuda Palin sightings never end who is governing the state of Alaskeeeeeee? The Barracuda is planning on running for the Presidency of the Confederate States of Amerika and no doubt will win 100% of the votes with the aid of the Progressive Ignorance Governance Society (aka P.I.G.S.) who are actively donating and contributing corporate and evangelical money to build a war chest of loot to launch her candidacy. She is running on the RepubliKlan Party ticket whose slogan is “The Party that Hangs Together” RepubliKlans get their ideologue talking points from the moral and intellectual thoughts of talking points from the talk radio host Guru talking head Rush Limbaugh the rotund extra triple wide portly mouthpiece of all RepubliKlans. Rush Limbaugh is the epitome of RepubliKlanism never met an ethnic, colored persons of all colors or Democrat he didn’t like especially white Democrats…Rush is strictly white noise for the extreme right white good old boys. He is making an exception for Sarah Palin she is Rush Limbaugh’s idea of what is hot in a Femme Nazi his definition of assertive women. Rush Limbaugh is head over heels enthralled with this machine gun toting granny able to cut and gut any endangered species animal in less than sixty seconds…about as long as Rush can get it up and keep it up.
The Confederate States of Amerika are itching and bitching to break away to live the life of a theocracy of Sunday with fried chicken, expanding the population with unwed teenage mothers, prescription drugs legal or illegal available 24-7 as long as it is approved and distributed by authorized corporate owned drug stores (Levi Johnson’s ma deals in drugs she is an entrepreneur and that is OK wink wink). Rush Limbaugh is a prescription drug addict he was busted for buying prescription drugs without a prescription and told the undercover officers “Busted? I don’t wear a bra I’m just big chested!!!” as his massive breasts hit the ground to prove to the undercover officers he did not wear a bra. No doubt Rush Limbaugh will be the intellectual architect to shape The Confederate States of Amerika and mentor President Sarah Palin on the intricacies of statecraft and smooth out the rough edges like her inability to speak nothing but Palinese with the “donchas” and “you betchas” and with Rush’s expertise as a talk radio entertainer President Palin will be a whiz bang riveting and articulate communicator just like Rush.
The Progressive Ignorance Governance Society aka P.I.G.S. and Rush Limbaugh are set ready to hit the airwaves, internet and fried bucket of chicken shacks to lay the ground work for Sarah Barracuda Palin and her RepubliKlan Party to party…The Party that Hangs Together.
Hey I’m spoofing you just some Rush Limbaugh humor after all Rush Limbaugh brought to his talkie talking talk radio show and enthralled his audience with “Barack the Magic Negro” so suit up your Nazi uniforms and slip on your jackboots get on the march and goosestep for Sarah Barracuda Palin the next President of the Confederate States of Amerika…hey who is governing Alaskeeeeeeee? Who cares they don’t seem to mind in Alaskeeeeeeeee that Sarah Palin is always A.W.O.L building her bridges to nowhere on their dime.
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H M Bascom
I am going to have nightmares for weeks now. Ignorance must be painful, since Rush and the Palin daughter in- laws seem to have a dependency on prescription pain killers (Oxycontin, was it?).
I can just hear the Barracuda now: Oh all that thinkin’ just gets ma head to spinnin’ round n’ round. Ain’t that funny, that liberal media askin’ me what news papers I read. Like I can actually hold my rifle and a newspaper at the same time! I just wait for Rush to tell me what all those liberal media types are talking about, doncha know!
I just made myself cry.
montdragon replied
Ignorance begets ignorance what a cycle of ignorance RepubliKlans need their prescription drugs literally and figuratively…both Limbaugh and Palin pumping sunshine out of both orifices and into any orifice that will accept their brand of hate…”doncha think?” Both voices are grating and their message is divisive…yup Oxycontin which is an oxymoron for what ails them…low self esteem and there are about thirty million RepubuliKlans under the hoodies of patriotism and religion which is a form of drugs delivered by demagogues du jour.
Were you crying with laughter or just crying for the mean spiritedness of Limbaugh and Palin and their supporters? Peace to you.
Zolton
Is this the on going study of Palintology, the science of people evolving into apes?
not to insult apes
montdragon replied
“Palintology” wow you are so astute…Palintology wow you made me laugh get that on a T shirt before I do…you know she is planning to run in 2012. I wonder how many will vote for her the next go round people become very complacent in America and some still love George W. Bush and suck up and on Rush Limbaugh and would love a gun toting granny shooting up the White House like the Barracuda…great comment Zolton….Palintology 101 kill it kill everything that is good….
Matt Penfold
looks like the subtlety is catching on :-)
montdragon replied
Subtlety? Like a nuclear bomb explained as breaking wind…American politics lets any unqualified yahoo of both sexes to throw their hat or wig into the arena to stir up the pot of contentious malapropisms and call it presidential ala George W. Bush or Sarah Palin some Americans prefer it in a dress some under a faux cowboy hat…anyway you hear…it is…like a nuclear bomb explained as breaking wind…and only in America do the ignorant get to vote without knowing jack about jack shit…I am going to stop and thank you for your drive by comment…Namaste.
Matt Penfold
Montdragon, thanks for the lovely response, please don’t live under the misapprehension that America has a monopoly on the right of the ignorant to vote without knowing jack about jack shit In Australia voting is compulsory regardless of the quality or extent of one’s ignorance. I believe that in all modern democracies, ignorance is never an impediment to voting rights. In all honesty the application of true democracy requires that the ignorant right wing redneck racist religious zealot ratbags get to vote. The rest of us have to work hard to prevent them becoming the majority. You’re certainly doing more than a fair share :-)
montdragon replied
Sometime you just get exhausted and think WTF vote for anything and get on with it…but you can’t…a prolific number of “bad hombres” popping up in what might be called enlightened nations of both genders able and eager to vote the “shit bucket load” du jour of hate and self absorption of their hate just butt wipe…you just wonder “why.”
Gregory John O...
You should come to Australia….. ex – Prime Minister, John ( joined in the war ) Howard dismantles the Racial Discrimination Act to bring in an “Intervention” that takes over Indigenous Communities Assets ( Billions in mineral wealth ), and is supported by the then opposition leader, the “new” Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, who worked for a Government department or several before comming to politics….............. In Australia there is a law that prevents a Public Servant who has held a paid position under the “Crown” ( ie. any public servant, policeman, foriegn affairs clerk etc.etc. etc. 0) from nominating to, or accepting the nomination to, any, elected, position, with any, government, State, or, Federal, in the Commonwealth of Australia. This is to protect citizens from those who would abuse any special knowledge gained within their office…i.e. if the Police Commissioner was voted to power he or she could use any knowledge gained on criminals, criminal police officers, or criminal politicians or you, to manipulate, coeherse or contrive to his or hers or even thems’ own gains…...
Strange how no-one seems to get away with publising that for long…. Needs a referendum to change the law…....did I miss that !!!!!!!
Hi Kevin….
I was once paid by the ” Crown” so don’t nominate me. I don’t want to be a criminal >>>>>
montdragon replied
Funny you should say “You should come to Australia” I had thought about immigration…just a thought only…I live in San Diego California U.S.A. great place except for the backward NeoCon jackbooted right wing Republican nut jobs here (home grown Fascist)...so I inquired about immigration WTF why not Australians speak Australian English and I speak American English and most of the places I have traveled to why they speak “Brit English” you know the Middle East oxymoron Middle East or Mideast depends on where you are in the Middle East…why my god all the hoopla and info needed from the Australian immigration folks was more than I could deal with…it was like a colonoscope tickling your tonsils…I still get the notifications about immigrating to Australia I could block the emails but still receive them it is encouraging that Australia would want immigrants…of course I did some light weight investigating only to discover OMG you guys are as screwed up as America…must be the legacy of the English language from that little Island that ran the world for so long…one thing I will say the English language rules no matter what form it takes…now if only we could get rid of the Fascist in each English speaking country why we might just be functioning Socialist…I have to brush up on my Shakespeare and Orwell great combo…thank you so much for the drive by on my stuff…lets do some retro French and storm the Bastille…no way they just went nuts with their day in the sunshine of freedom at that time and then Bonaparte…America got shafted with George W. Bush what a lousy little dictator he turned out to be everything he did was just another Waterloo Day…”Rule Britannia” is that kosher to say in Australia…just checking. We in the Colonies are so glad the McCain-Palin or the Palin-McCain ticket did not succeed…Big Brother is the Republican Party here in the “good ol’ USA” and they “like to hang together” too.
Kevyn Paul Eis...
Excellent T; very scary thought… Our political process in USA is about as far from Jefferson’s Republic as Napoleans’ version of French unification; Merely redistribution of wealth from the working class to the now corporate monarchy…
Balance is what we need here again; whether our new President is able to affect any positive move back to middle earth here remains to be seen. So far, however, he is doing it the way I would (without sounding arrogant,(LOL)) Our politics is broken- our middle class, dwindling: The very spirit of ‘America’ now lies in the balance of what we, the people, now choose to do…
montdragon replied
Thank you for a well thought out and expressed comment…more unites us than divides yet the divisions are flamed by demagogues who have their own self interest and not the interest of “We the People.” Namaste.