montdragon

Dear Journal:
Expletive vulgarities are much antiquated sounding like dry slivers of breaking wind; you hear them and sadly read them here and there, with limp impact by inarticulate particulate matter of flatulent chatter chattering chatterers. Fucking more like a quack quacking of fucking shit bags gagging over their giggle, just haranguing for a cheap bang bang of chirp, more humorously uttered udders milked by the sexes out of context, guys’ sound very dildo macho and girls just sound like silly cows.
Me thinks the Bard could screw with expletive vulgarities in a very Shakespearian way to strut the stuff upon a stage to shut the fuck up guffawing audiences. Pray yea knaves of both sexes conjugate conjugal mind intercourse, exploded like dry and dead whoring whores not worth the sweat to get the shaft up and rub it gently, why be gentle ram it and jam jamming betwixt the furry bush best to finger fingering the bush than to speak of such intimacies less intimate than explicative…oh howl from cheek to cheek jowl dropping….nay nay just bad manners…and so two star crossed lovers:
Julie Captivating:
‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Vagina.
What’s Vagina? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What’s in a name? that which we call a fuck
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Fuckhead would, were he not Fuckhead call’d,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Fuckhead, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.
I am not a prude and expletive vulgarities in context are very effective in relationship to the subject matter like pornography, standup comedy delivered in toilets, people with low self esteem articulating their lack of esteem and juvenile children testing their rite of passage. Fortunately most but not all see and hear how inane expletive vulgarities can and are immature…yup free speech is freedom when spoken elegantly to the best of one’s ability to engage in dialogue or express their heart mind and soul…I is still trying because I is ignorant. Like I said I am not a prude and usually not offended with expletive vulgarities in context but the profuse use of expletives does get nauseating when used gratuitously and thoughtlessly….WTF anyway…I can smile and even laugh at and with expletive vulgarities in context sometimes, but thoughtless ejaculations are just that ejaculations.
My humble apologies to the Bard, perhaps the greatest writer of them all, elegant with the fledging English language of his time…English now the New Latin to the world, embracing loaned borrowed words inventing new words the strength and vivacity, the joy de vivre of English.
Shit I feel so much fucking better having gotten that fucking piece of shit off my chest and out of my mind….just an earwig load of fucking shit screwing with my fucking brain….hum context.