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Tea Party Colonics…the Republican Renaissance

The great Tea Party Revolution of 2009 was just one saggy baggy dipping “DUMP.” The strategists of the Republican Party are starting to read the tea leaves that their tea bag has ripped opened spilling the dregs floating all aimlessly. What a little Tempest in a Teapot…not millions upon millions of Teabaggers just thousands of thousands and ranting not about taxes, they are so unhappy about a black guy in The White House that is what they are protesting…and they are pining away for the good old days of Nixon, Reagan and George W. Bush.

The talking heads of the Republican Party are so beside themselves being a “minority” with no relevance and loudly mumbling “no” and musing about seceding from the Union and touting “patriotism” their brand of course, and that government is the problem…if that is true then all Republicans should just get out of any form of government if government is the problem…otherwise they are part of the problem and not the solution…a Catch 22 (?).

John McCain’s campaign manager Steve Schmidt has said that the religious right (the religious right being political evangelical wing-nut-job Pharisee ministers making a buck off their ignorant flocks and those professing to be Christians like i.e. Sarah Palin who has been describe as a jet engine mounted on a golf cart, ambition being the jet engine and the golf cart her IQ…just picture that) has hurt the Republican Party and has even spoken in favor of Gay marriage while addressing the Log Cabin Republicans, who are gay and Republican and who have co-opted Abraham Lincoln who was born in a log cabin (go figure). Perhaps Steve Schmidt was trying to make points with the Log Cabin Republicans, wonder if they will swallow this latest turn around in the new Republican strategy to grow the Republican Party by recognized a concern amongst gay men and women.

Steve Schmidt also said that the Republican Party has to reach out to Hispanics and African Americans (Michel S. Steele comes to mind he had better start hip hopping fast)…and of course omitted the gender that powers America…WOMEN…you must have heard about this disenfranchised minority the Republican Party hasn’t. The Republican Party needs to get Rush Limbaugh focused on getting more women to vote Republican. Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the Republican Party and a misogynist.

Are there female Republicans (?) yes and in a shrinking Republican Party they truly are a minority. Of course there are some high profile female Republicans…Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Bo Derek and Janine Turner. And then there are the Republican Stepford wives ready and willing to toe the party line…not being disingenuous no doubt they do as they are told…and you have to have “females” to procreate little Republicans very Darwinian too…oops not Darwinian more on the biblical patriarchal mandate…think Christian family values and small government within the true blue red white and blue little prototypical American family model of the only real American families yup they are Republicans…?

If the Republican Party continues to go in the direction it is going which is the way of the Dodo bird, they had better somehow someway make polygamy legal, sounds crazy, remember Republicans voted George W. Bush into office or did they steal both elections of 2000 and 2004 (?). And if you saw the folks protesting at the great Tea Party Revolution rallies of April 15, 2009, the Teabaggers must be practicing polygamy amongst themselves…the rumor is and it could be true but not confirmed Republicans marry their own and if it is true, the results are blatantly self evident, no diversity they all look the same and all think and speak in the same coded tongue “no taxation without representation” and “socialism “and “fascism” chanting very much like a cult at the Tea Party Rallies with tea bags everywhere…I ain’t making this stuff up just YouTube or do a search on the WWW of anyone mentioned and the Tea Party of 2009…polygamy is in the bible there is a precedence for it and think Utah…polygamy is illegal for now except for those that practice polygamy you just have to catch them at it…tea anyone?…just wait…polygamy could be included as a way to increase the Republican Party base maybe the Evangelical right wing-nut-jobs could find a way to sanction polygamy so they don’t get kicked out of the Republican Party…remember 2000-2008 it never happened…anything is possible if you are a Republican…tea parties with Marie Antoinette cake and polygamy…misogynist are lining up already.

Shut up!!!...the only thing that will destroy America will come from the right…2000 to 2008 never happened…relax kick back and wait…? Waterboard anyone?

April 17, 2009…just a journal rant..BFD not a manifesto just an out loud thought or two so forget the grammar and punctuation…there is a cancer growing from the right wing nutjobs brewing trickle down tea…what else is new!!!!!

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