Presidential Pretense Pretenders
My goodness Emperor Newt’e Toot-Toot’e Gingrich stomped Might Mittens Willard Romney the Corporate Robot in South Caroline lordy-lordy and Mighty Mittens was officially beaten by Rick Smug Self-Righteous Alter Boy Santorum in Iowa…it took them that long to count or find the votes…?…Oh boogers for Mighty Mittens…now off to Florida land of the hanging chads (nope…