spare some change for christmas?

christmas is coming
and the goose is getting fat
but there aint jack shit
in my old ass hat

do you have a buck
so i can get some noodles
cause it looks from here
like you’ve got oodles

but what i’d really like
is some mac-n-cheese
and that requires milk
can you spare a 5 please

thinking about it now
i want a nice steak
if you can swing a 10
that’s just what i’ll make

and maybe some salmon
to go along with it
bust with another 20
and i’ll go and get it

upon further ponderance
i’m really thinking lobster
just make it a 50
and i’ll eat like a mobster

but i can’t do all that
in this ratty old coat
i’ll need some new clothes
so whip out a C-note

spare some change for christmas?

mohawk man

Denham Springs, United States

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“If You Give A Mouse A Cookie” for the modern man.

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