mohawkman; genius for hire

6-11-10 @3:03pm

i’ll gladly come out to your home
and cut your lawn, or write you a poem
i’ll hang your doors or fix your roof
and if you need someone gone
i’ll call some friends, and POOF!
if your car needs fixing, you got the right guy
if your siding is falling off then just call, i
can and will fix anything for a price
i can prolly even make your oven make ice
i’ll just fit it into your fridge
or, if you need one, i can build you a bridge
i’ll paint your kids room any color they wish
hell, i even know how to farm fish
i can keep horses happy through husbandry
but, i’m afraid, i won’t do your laundry
though i will happily pave your walk
or lend an ear if you just want to talk
if you need a ride i’ll be happy to drive
and if you have an episode i can keep you alive
and while it seems maliscious, i can attack
any bitch (male or female) that should give you flack
i’ll screw any screw, or bang any nail
all you need is cash, and to send me a b-mail

mohawkman; genius for hire

mohawk man

Denham Springs, United States

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