Way back when you were just little bubblers, I put this up on a different POD site, because I wanted one. I noticed that my youngest students were going through a “bang bang shoot ’em up” phase. They don’t have cowboys here in Thailand, so I am assuming that they were blasting space zombies, or something. But, they do know what cowboys are, and they decided that since I was their teacher, I must be a sheriff. That’s what inspired the tee.
I used to wear this under my school uniform smock. When ever one of my little desperadoes would square off against me, we would hit the gun fighter pose for a tense few seconds and then I would pull my smock up to expose the “DRAW!”, and we’d open fire for all we were worth. They had a lot of fun with this.
Well, one day, one of the teachers saw us doing it. The problem was though, that she saw it from pretty far away and behind me. She couldn’t see the DRAW! tee t-shirt that I was wearing. I guess she thought I was flashing the kids or something. Anyway, being the gossip monger that she was, and rather than just asking me, she ran straight for the boss. Not my boss, the real boss, his wife!
Luckily for me, I saw her headed over there, and pretty much figured out what had happened. So, I grabbed 5-6 of the kids and headed over there. When we arrived, she was in mid babble, but totally froze when she saw me and the kids. We could see the fear in her eyes, and knew there was only one thing to do. I flashed her. As soon as I hiked my smock, me and my posse opened fire! We let her have it pretty damn good too.
Mrs. Boss had heard enough from her to figure it all out once she saw my t-shirt, and laughed her butt off. Gossip girl proceeded to turn 7 shades of red and purple before she stomped off in a huff.
By the end of it, I had had a lot of fun with my students, and even bagged a gossip cow. Not a bad days work for the new sheriff.