We love our tees and hoodies so much we could talk about them all day, but that’d be a bit weird. So we’ll just say that we’re immensely proud of the quality of all our garments and the super futuristic technology that creates our unique t-shirts and hoodie prints. Our t-shirts are long lasting, individual and extremely useful for abiding by public decency laws.
We advise you cold wash your garments and hang them out to dry. It’ll keep them super soft, looking their best and it’s even good for the environment.
Slim fit, order a size up if you’d like it less fitting. If you like your hoodies baggy, go two sizes up.
Just a memorable quote from my early teenage years when I went to a restaurant with friends. I thought it was a funny idea, and I hope you all like it.
penguins, dinner jackets, jackets, dinner, snowmen, winter, snow, north pole, south pole, funny, orange, black, white
I never really know what to write here, I usually just note my similarities to the acerbic Bernard Black and then leave it there. I’m not one to break tradition so, there you go.