(read out in an east london Accent)
Gypsy lipsey was feelin a bit tipsy
when he fell off his bike in a drain…
Dame Edna, bumfluff n chednah,
nutty bread – enough said,
ALRIGHT FRED!! – Get in ya bed!!
Big fat Greek man,
Fried in a deep pan – sittin wiv hummus in his dip…
Souvlaki so tacky – wearin ya tracky down to maccy deeeezzzz
Jeeez Louise, Cover ur kneez please!!
Their startin to ruin ur dress!!!
By “Squat n Plop”