10th of April 2009
Ahhh. My eventful evening.
9:02pm
The door will not close properly, but I can’t just leave it.
Work protocol, I could be fired.
9:05pm
There is a man taking a leak on my front left hand tyre.
“Excuse me, do you mind not urinating on my car?”
9:10pm
Random breathe testing. I don’t drink. I never drink.
For God’s sake I’m sober.
9:13pm
Fuel empty gage turns red. Shit. Fuck.
How did I not notice that?
9:25pm
Guy at the servo, his name is Jim. He’s kind of cute.
And now, his girlfriend has just walked in.
9:45pm
Finally home. Starving hungry.
Except there appears to be no food in this house.
10:00pm
Check my Red Bubble. Go to bed.
My stomach full of M&M’s.
Shoaib .
that sounds like a hell of an hour
someone peed on ur tire? haha what the hell
MissMiller replied
Yep. I thought the same. I actually stood there and was like “Excuse me, do you mind not urinating on my car?” It was quite funny.
Thanks for your comment.