The perfect pet
Dont have to feed it, dont have look after it.
It will stay alive no matter what you try.
just buy a new one when theres no
movement and only bones left.
Its great fun watching it shake and wiggle,
and somethimes it even makes sounds!
It gives you the feeling that youre wanted somehow.
But no matter what, don´t open the lid,
or you might end up the same way.