Watermelons can change your life. Accelerate the growth of your career. Sir Richard Branson, Ms. Paris Hilton and Mr. Bill Gates are offering a trip to the watermelon fields of rural China to make your dreams come true. You will be flown from your nearest airport to Bejing International and will be housed in the luxurious International Hilton and will share a suite with either Paris or Bill for a week. You will be filmed 24/7 and will be followed by teams of make-up/hair and fashion experts at all times. Your teeth will be whitened and your face will be photoshopped every morning in a specially prepared lab. But, what are you expected to do to gain all this luxurious fame and attention? You will be expected to eat an exclusive diet of locally grown watermelons and you will be expected to explode. That’s all.