MikeShort

Madworld complains of being fifty even though she still looks nifty
Well I say fifty never cos she obviously is clever
I mean have you seen those eyes and the pictures of her feller?
They te…

Have you seen that video of Shelly Hiebert dancing?
Well when I say dancing, it were more like bloody prancing
Anyway did it make you wonder what was causing her to writh?
Well I have me sus…

Midzing can’t sleep, no not even a wink
The cause of her woe is her favourite drink.
Yes that cup of good cheer she sups morn and night
in cups large and small till she feels just right

B…

She said ‘pills and eyeliner’
Perhaps a title for a song about how it all went wrong?
But no it was a shopping list and could not be more mundane
So forget the song with a catchy refrain
Fo…