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Boy what an honour... by MikeShort

I always great pleasure in being featured in all the groups I belong to but the one that is so special to me is STREET ART and having just been included in this week’s features I now have 10 su… 68 words

One Breast Train by MikeShort

On my way to the city and out popped my breast, 77 words

"Death of a pleasant pheasant" by MikeShort

Got lucky on Sunday whilst riding my bike along rural byways, / When witnessing the death of a pheasant crossing a local highway. 136 words

Pete G's competition winner is... by MikeShort

You just bring your camera, I’ll do the rest / Though you may have to help me to undress’ 139 words

“Alguien dijo que una vez que en el momento en que t... by MikeShort

Porque te quiero para siempre! 82 words

Now you are thirty lets count the years in music… by MikeShort

Take that ‘relit your fire’ and Robbie’s ‘angels’ wowed the crowds. / Are those rumours true or false that he is not so well endowed? 387 words

‘She’s so lovely’ by Scouting for Girls by MikeShort

Scouting for girls became a great mission, / To find out those, you might have been missing. 286 words

"Pink shoes for Mr Short?" by MikeShort

Oh now he knew he had been caught into a web of real deceit / As he spied those lovely shoes upon her dainty feet 201 words

Madworld complains of being fifty even though she st... by MikeShort

Madworld complains of being fifty even though she still looks nifty / Well I say fifty never cos she obviously is clever / I mean have you seen those eyes and the pictures of her feller? / They tell … 140 words

Have you seen that Shelly Hiebert dancing? by MikeShort

Have you seen that video of Shelly Hiebert dancing? / Well when I say dancing, it were more like bloody prancing / Anyway did it make you wonder what was causing her to writh? / Well I have me suspic… 154 words

Midzing can't sleep... by MikeShort

Midzing can’t sleep, no not even a wink / The cause of her woe is her favourite drink. / Yes that cup of good cheer she sups morn and night / in cups large and small till she feels just right / But t… 82 words

Ode to Irina - pills and eyeliner by MikeShort

She said ‘pills and eyeliner’ / Perhaps a title for a song about how it all went wrong? / But no it was a shopping list and could not be more mundane / So forget the song with a catchy re… 93 words