Do small children frequently run screaming in terror at the sight of your face? Do you often find Zoologists staring at you for extended periods while wearing a quizzical expression? If so, then you may be zoologically improbable and/or terrify to small children!
10/10 imaginary doctors agree that you should buy this lovely shirt in order to inform those around you of your “condition”.
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Milli is a 25 year old graduate student at the University of Louisville. Please help support her continuing studies by purchasing something from her store. :3
Also, she thinks it would be nice if she could justify that Fine Arts BA she spent 5 years getting (but that is less important). :P
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