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Zoologically Improbable { White Text } by middletone
Style: T-Shirt
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T-Shirt

T-Shirt sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 43cm 72cm   17" 28.5"
M 49cm 73cm   19.5" 29"
L 54.5cm 76cm   21.5" 30"
XL 59cm 80cm   23" 31.5"
2XL 63.5cm 81.5cm   25" 32"
3XL 69cm 81.5cm   27" 32"

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Organic T-Shirt

Organic T-Shirt sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 46cm 72cm   18" 28.5"
M 51cm 75cm   20" 29.5"
L 56cm 77cm   22" 30.5"
XL 61cm 80cm   24" 31.5"
2XL 66cm 82cm   26" 32.5"

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Girly Fit

Girly Fit sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 35.5cm 65cm   14" 25.5"
M 39.5cm 64cm   15.5" 25.5"
L 45cm 68.5cm   18" 27"
XL 46cm 68.5cm   18" 27"
2XL 51cm 72.5cm   20" 28.5"

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Organic Girly Fit

Organic Girly Fit sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 39cm 64cm   15.5" 26"
M 42cm 66cm   16.5" 26"
L 45cm 68cm   18" 27"
XL 48cm 69cm   19" 27.5"
2XL 51cm 71cm   20.5" 28"

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V-Neck

V-Neck sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
XS 39cm 66cm   15.5" 26"
S 45.5cm 70cm   18" 27.5"
M 48cm 74cm   19" 29"
L 54.5cm 76cm   21.5" 30"
XL 58cm 79cm   23" 31"

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Baseball ¾ Sleeve

Baseball ¾ Sleeve sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
XS 41cm 63cm   16" 25"
S 45cm 66cm   18" 26"
M 50cm 68cm   20" 27"
L 55cm 71cm   22" 28"
XL 60cm 73cm   24" 29"

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Long Sleeve

Long Sleeve sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 43cm 71cm   17" 28"
M 49.5cm 75cm   19.5" 29.5"
L 54.5cm 79cm   21.5" 31"
XL 58cm 81.5cm   23" 32"
2XL 58cm 82.5cm   25" 32.5"

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Hoodie (Pullover)

Hoodie (Pullover) sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 46cm 67cm   18" 26.5"
M 51cm 71cm   20" 28"
L 56cm 74cm   22" 29"
XL 61cm 76cm   24" 30"
2XL 66cm 80cm   26" 31.5"

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Hoodie (Zipper)

Hoodie (Zipper) sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 46cm 59cm   18" 23.5"
M 51cm 62cm   20" 24.5"
L 57cm 64cm   22" 25.5"
XL 62cm 67cm   24" 26.5"
2XL 67cm 70cm   26" 27.5"
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Do small children frequently run screaming in terror at the sight of your face? Do you often find Zoologists staring at you for extended periods while wearing a quizzical expression? If so, then you may be zoologically improbable and/or terrify to small children!

10/10 imaginary doctors agree that you should buy this lovely shirt in order to inform those around you of your “condition”.

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zoo, zoologist, zoologically improbable, terrifying to small children, phrases, tumblr, middletone

Milli is a 25 year old graduate student at the University of Louisville. Please help support her continuing studies by purchasing something from her store. :3

Also, she thinks it would be nice if she could justify that Fine Arts BA she spent 5 years getting (but that is less important). :P

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