Phone call from your publisher about the difficult second novel

“What you can’t say in 150 words isn’t worth saying:
In the time it takes the rest of your writers to come up with some florid old toss; I have killed people; avenged wrongs, and moved on to different foes.
I have provided entertainment in lunch breaks, and punctuated the pauses in life with snappy stories.”

“Yeah; but I was ringing you about the novel…”

“Well I just haven’t had the time to sit down and write any more of it.”

“What do you mean you haven’t had the time?”

“Like I said; I HAVE BEEN BUSY.”

“Have they changed your medication?”

“NO”

“Can I speak to the duty nurse?”

“NO”

“Why not?”

“Because he’s dead; and you’re next”.

Phone call from your publisher about the difficult second novel

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