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Although he could never better the un-betterable he thought that most certainly he should have a try at improving on what was most definitely a good attempt; while there was little chance of yesterdays entry being completed in the same amount of time, nor indeed with the same measure of deft ability, his sense of pride spurred him ever onwards to the zenith of all cruciverbalist’s ambitions; pen in hand, dictionary within easy reach, pressing the stop watch, he began his daily quest against his inner demons, fighting for control of his conscious and sub conscious, channelling all of his energy into the page in front of him: Two down, five letters, often found in stables!

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This gibberish is my entry for Flash Fiction’s June challenge which is to write the first paragraph of the worst novel ever told based on the Bulwer-Lytton competition

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Comments

  • WanderingAuthor
    WanderingAuthorabout 6 years ago

    I knew it had to be that – you’d never write like this otherwise. :-)

  • It’s utter garbage isn’t it!

    – Micky McGuinness

  • Miri
    Miriabout 6 years ago

    oo & the prize for longest sentence ever utilising all punctuation goes to….!
    very good! we are certainly seeing the other sides of all the writers with this comp!

  • LOL I knew I should have read it again… typo hell! As for all of the punctuation: sadly I missed out the exclamation mark!

    – Micky McGuinness

  • Alison Pearce
    Alison Pearceabout 6 years ago

    Truly horrible Micky!!! LOL

  • Thank you!… I think!

    – Micky McGuinness

  • Natella2020
    Natella2020about 6 years ago

    You are too funny. I actually liked this, you know. I think you used all the alphabet, too, except, I don’t see an “x”.

  • I think that J and K are missing as well… strange thing is that I didn’t set out to try and include most of the alphabet or forms of punctuation… but I nearly managed it!

    – Micky McGuinness

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