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Eff-ing Toaster by Michael Alesich

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I always think my toaster
may try and kill humanity.

It’s evil eye is a bit off putting.

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This shirt is so frakin’ awesome. We all love ‘Battlestar Galactica’ and we especially love Cylons. So why not sport at “Cylon Toaster” tee. Designed by Michael Alesich, this tee features a really cool illustration of a “toaster” set to kill. If you are a hard core BSG fan, this is a nifty tee to wear at your next convention. If weeds out the posers and let you connect with real BSG fans cause they will get the joke (If you don’t get it, go slap yourself once and then go watch a Battlestar Galactica marathon). You can also get this design as a hoodie as well.


alien, kill, scifi, galactica, toast, toaster, battlestar, cylon, frack, fracking

Michael Alesich is an Illustrator, Photographer and occasional Writer. Please check for portfolio and contact details.

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  • transmute
    transmuteover 4 years ago

    Frack, I burnt the toast!

  • I think you should go off on a long journey to a distant galaxy to get a new toaster.

    – Michael Alesich

  • Simon Sherry
    Simon Sherryover 4 years ago


  • Thanks Simon

    – Michael Alesich

  • jemimalovesbigted
    jemimalovesbigtedover 4 years ago

    shouldn’t that be fracking Toaster??? very scary cylon looking fella! I think I would prefer fresh bread to toast.

  • I didn’t want to scare the kids by swearing. (I don’t know where the kids are but I’m sure they’re somewhere)

    – Michael Alesich

  • Helen McLean
    Helen McLeanover 4 years ago

    You need a new toaster – they have models without evil eyes you know…

  • Really? I always thought it was a standard feature.

    – Michael Alesich

  • Scott Robinson
    Scott Robinsonover 4 years ago

    Damn, you`re rendering has come a long way.. great to see.

    Killer design too..

  • Thank you very much Scott.

    – Michael Alesich

  • Scott Robinson
    Scott Robinsonover 4 years ago

    your, not you are..

  • vampvamp
    vampvampover 4 years ago


  • Appreciate Vampvamp

    – Michael Alesich

  • Lacey Scarbro
    Lacey Scarbroover 4 years ago

    LOVE IT!!! Wicked awesome!!!

  • MichaelCouacaud
    MichaelCouacaudover 4 years ago

    great concept Michael. Toaster World Domination is next.

  • Packrat
    Packratover 3 years ago

    Haha! Very cool design!

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