Many years ago my high school English teacher observed that I should be an essayist.

I thought that it sounded like a good idea but I knew that I wouldn’t be able to make a living from it.

Nonetheless I did keep writing about things that amused me and I would tuck them away in a folder on my bookshelf.

Now I have decided to set them free.

I have decided that I am also a cartoonist.

  • Joined: May 2007

Journal

All my worries are over

Yes. Stop that needless worrying and fretting. Live for the moment as there will be no tomorrow soon. Apparently! / http://the-end.com/2008GodsFinalWitness/?gclid=CLP9y8-hnJACFRCoIwodKnS9qw
Posted over 7 years – 4 comments

Needing photographic help from a photographer

Hi there, I am trying to zoom in and focus on a small area of a photograph but the area is probably too small to bring up the clarity of the part of the area I want to see. / It was taken by a digital camera but I am not the owner of the camera so I don’t know the pixel rate etc. / Is there any way to improve this fuzzy image? I have only tried Microsoft Office Picture Manager. I have acc…
Posted almost 8 years – 3 comments

DON'T NEED TO MOVE TO NEW ZEALAND

I do not need to move to New Zealand now that Howard has been eradicated. / Not that I wouldn’t love to move to New Zealand. I love my cousin country. N.Z. is my second love. I would move there tomorrow but I am old and a bit set in my ways. / However if the Australian voters had disgusted me twice after this election then I would have no choice other than abandon country and beg my cous…
Posted almost 8 years – 7 comments

Environmental help urgently needed!

Does anyone know an environmental scientist (or whatever) who can advise me on how to stop a proposed intensive feedlot planned for a property on the banks of the Condamine River (the site being less than 300 metres from the river) which, as we all know flows into the Murray-Darling River system. / This feedlot wants 2080 SCU which means that they want to keep up to 2080 cattle weighing 600kg at …
Posted almost 8 years – 6 comments