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The Perfect Woman

As an explanation for the look on my face, and the title “Oh My….!!!”

CHANGE OF LIFE

During the period marked by change of life, there should be as little indulgence in sexual relations as possible, not at all being preferable. At this time, it’s usual for sexual passions to cease, since the reproductive organs have finished their work, and is but natural that the feelings dependent upon them should also cease to exist.

Sometimes, however, the passions increase in intensity, and this condition should be looked upon with serious apprehensions, for it is against nature, and may be the indication of some grave disease.

Men also go through a similar change, and it is of the utmost importance that they also abstain from sexual intercourse during this period, as it is essential to the welfare of both men and women.

Looks like I’ve been doing it all wrong, and I’m in for some grave disease….uh oh

“The Perfect Woman” written by Dr Mary R Melendy, and published by Oceanic Publishing Co, in 1901

Comments

  • Rosalie Dale
    Rosalie Dalealmost 5 years ago

    I TOLD you it was from the Fiction section … !!!
    There have been times when I’ve wished I’d been born in an earlier era – this is not one of them!

  • LOL! I’m with you there!

    – Mel Brackstone

  • Joe Mortelliti
    Joe Mortellitialmost 5 years ago

    Tear up that book!

  • ROFL!!!! Pretty much wot hubby said too :)

    – Mel Brackstone

  • Arcadia Tempest
    Arcadia Tempestalmost 5 years ago

    Who wrote that? Did they have a vibrator up their butt or what?

  • Marg Thomson Photography
    Marg Thomson P...almost 5 years ago

    OMG! I have a grave disease,too! LOL! LMAO! Thanks Mel – I sooo needed that laugh! And your face says it all:):):) xoxox

  • Small-Lion
    Small-Lionalmost 5 years ago

    HA! Pure gold. Thanks for the laugh, Mel. :D

  • Arcadia Tempest
    Arcadia Tempestalmost 5 years ago

    OK …I know they were not invented but I reckon they had some weird substitute going on….

  • There is a damning chapter on self abuse…. And how dangerous it is to ones health…..somehow I doubt the author would be using said vibe whilst advising abstinence? Surely not…. :)

    – Mel Brackstone

  • kazcook1972
    kazcook1972almost 5 years ago

    You gotta laugh :o)

  • Dayonda
    Dayondaalmost 5 years ago

    Looks like I read the wrong book, too. Or maybe I should have read that one. . .

  • jemimalovesbigted
    jemimalovesbigtedalmost 5 years ago

    HA!

  • Col  Finnie
    Col Finniealmost 5 years ago

    The image immediately comes to mind of the author of this sagely advice taping this out while dressed in garter belt and fishnets, naturally, out of sight of his wife.