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Scratch that…payback’s a witch SQUARED. It’s even got a name…Syni’ster. Casey and Katey to be exact. I am guessing that the “children” (I say that word with a sneer) are NOT fans of public displays of affection.
While Reine and Dwight were smooching away…along came the girls and ambushed Mama and Poppa Syni’ster. The two of them snuck quietly up to the happy, loving couple and made quick work of bashing in their skulls. I cannot speak to what the long term condition of those skulls looks like. (I think Mama and Papa might actually be done for!)
Truthfully, not one bone in my body desired to check, OR perform CPR. I would rather saw off my tongue with a rusty tin can then get close enough to either parent to check on their well being. I cannot for the life of me believe how strong those children are. I watched them each grab a body, drag them closer to the house and dump them there like the garbage they are.
I did start quietly making my way towards my vehicle at this point. I knew the girls (THINGS) were preoccupied with their parents and not wanting to step on any toes or get in the way…I was going to make a stealthy exit.
I could hear the girls muttering to each other about how sick it made them to have to watch their parents “Suck face”. I knew this was my opportunity to make a run for it. Seeing as I had only two little girls to worry about, and the other two were vacantly staring into space.
I bolted like a bat out of hell and made a run for my van. DAMN (I don’t care any more God!! You left me here, so a few swears are NOT going to kill me. The Syni’sters might kill me so go talk to them.) DAMN I am out of shape!!! Because let me tell you, both girls were in front of me with lightning speed…staring at me like I was going to be their next meal.
I stopped dead and tried to smile sweetly at them. I failed miserably as the smile just distorted the bottom half of my face. I felt like a dog showing it’s teeth.
“You can go now, we are tired of you.” (This came from Katey)I made a hesitant step towards my vehicle. You don’t have to tell me twice to get the hell out. Both Katey and Casey stepped in front of me and blocked my way a second time. I felt like a cat sitting on a nice big juicy steak in front of a rabid HUNGRY dog. They were playing with me.
“You have one month Marny. I will always know where you are and I am going to hunt you down and kill you in one month.” Again this came from Katey. (I know this is pure truth. They found me twice. I am screwed!)
She was so calm and sure of herself. Casey was shaking with I am not sure what, rage, anger, hysteria? I took another step towards my car, eyeing Casey like she was the devil. All I could see in my head was this maniac child, nailing a sweet little kitty to the side of the shed with glee. Another step towards my car…Casey twitched…I broke out into a run, threw myself into my van and locked the doors.
Casey went crazy!!! Katey had her by her hair and the back of her shirt, then leaned over and whispered something in her sister’s ear. Casey stopped thrashing, stood up and waved at me with the most evil grin on her horrible little face.
“ONE MONTH” she yelled at me, holding up one finger…
I started my car and got the hell out of there.
In a couple of days it will be one month my friends! I am about as paranoid as paranoid gets. No sleep…I hear phones ring non-stop where ever I am…I see a Syni’ster little girl around every corner. I am seriously losing my mind. (I know…it’s going to be a short trip)
Tomorrow is Halloween and I am terrified. In light of that, the nice girl that works at Starbucks (I spend 10 hours a day there because it is a public space…and it has internet!!) has offered for me to shoot her daughters Halloween party. I have decided the more, the merrier. I need a break, I need to get out and do something normal, so I will be taking pictures there all night!!
TaTa!! Have a great, safe and Syni’ster free Halloween. Make sure you don’t eat any Halloween apples. People put razor blades in those you know!!