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WAY more than it hurts me!!!!!
Yup…I betcha it would. As a matter of fact, I am almost 100% positive that it wouldn’t hurt you one little bit you bag of evil bones.
I am sure you all remember the twisted Syni’ster little game of 20 questions? Guess the stupid rule that every one of us had heard come out of our parents mouths? I guessed this one completely wrong!!! I am now missing the tip of my left pinkie. Burial notice will be posted sometime in the near future. Hopefully only for my pinkie and not for my whole person!!!!!
So on a side note, obviously I made it out of that house in one, uncut piece. Not that any of you noticed! I’ll admit it. I am a little hurt that not one of you contacted authorities. It has been more than the two days specified since I was found by them.
Let’s revisit my last journal shall we?
“PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES IF I GO MISSING FOR MORE THAN TWO DAYS!”
I see that I am going to have to only depend on myself for my safety. You just remember all you people out there obsessively following this to see if I make it to see the light of another day… ONE DAY…they are going to get bored playing with me…and they will start to look for you. I think it would be helpful if we had an active involvement from the REDBUBBLE neighbourhood watch. It would be an important factor in your own personal safety.
It’s OK…I understand your fear of getting involved…and I forgive you for your reserved nature(COWARDS). I am headed out now. I never stay in a place for more than one night. It’s safer that way!!