So I had to sneak out of the ward today…AFTER I got my Thanksgiving meal of course. MMMMMMM, dried out turkey, runny mashed potatoes, and mushy green peas. Better than a kick in the ass and cold, slightly mouldy pizza hey??
I did have a nice relaxed, slightly fuzzy weekend. No phones in my room, no calls. I MUST have been losing my mind…no way the phone could be ringing in the middle of the night when it’s not plugged in?? RIGHT?? The doctors told me I was experiencing hallucinations due to lack of sleep and stress.
(STRESS?? What stress…I am only being stalked by a lunatic, SCARY family…nothing to worry about AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I tell you though, I did not mention the Syni’ster family AT ALL…I was pretty sure there would be no way in hell I would make a run for it, from that place, in a straight jacket!!!!!!!!!!
So on Friday I left our little story with a few observations on the twins and their twisted little personality traits. I had mentioned the differences being a slight dominance on Katey’s part and the passive-aggressive streak in Casey.
As you can see above, Katey won the fight over the leg….Katey really is a vicious little feral hellcat when it comes to food. Later that night when Katey was busy sucking the marrow out of the bone in that leg….Casey snuck off!!! I crept along behind her to see what she was up to…lo and behold…she was scooping up some doggy drops that SOMEHOW ended up under Katey’s pillow. I have no idea how that turned out for her as by then I had already slinked off home with my proverbial tail between my legs.
I think sometimes that Casey actually has a sense of humour…albeit a SICK, seriously altered sense of humour…but still a sense of humour. Even I had to chuckle as I watched her grin her evil little grin and put that dog crap under her sisters pillow. I mean COME ON….we have ALL wanted to put dog crap under someones pillow at one time or another? Right?
YOU….YUP… I am talking to YOU….come on admit it!!!
Leave me a note here if you have done it.
Because I know for a fact one or two of you out there have:
A) Contemplated such a deed
B) Carried out and completed such a deed.
I can even say that MAYBE…Katey deserved it just a little bit.
Come to think of it…if I thought I would live through the experience, I am pretty sure that I would put a pile of puppy chips under every single one of their pillows….SIGH…truly does put a smile on my face. I am laughing like crazy all by myself here just thinking about it…hehehe.
WOW…that’s not normal is it?? Damnit what is this family doing to my brain!!!
So the next instalment of pictures is all about the rules. AND how this family functions within the rules they DO have. Which is not many, ladies and gentlemen…NOT MANY AT ALL! Have a great night all. I am off to throw my phone in the garbage and get some sleep.