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Gimmie Gimmie NEVER get's..... by Marny Barnes

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Don’t you know your freaking manners yet?????
A moment after this picture was taken, Casey made an attempt to snatch that bloody heart out of Katey’s mouth. I can tell you this did not go well for her. Katey was extremely displeased with this move and attacked Casey like a rabid dog. I am sure that to this day Casey bears the bite marks on her hand like a war wound. SICK

In the Syni’ster house, bad manners means… you refused to take a bite out of the warm, still beating heart that had been left on your plate. Mama Syni’ster was less than pleased when I politely refused to TRY the food they offered to me.

Less than pleased would of course be a slight understatement. She is NOT a nice lady you know!!! In your best interest, I suggest that you don’t mention this to her. In the end, after she poked me with the tip of her knife( I still have the hole in my arm), I tried a bite of the raw heart. I wasn’t disappointed…it definately tasted like the wrong end of a skunk. MMMM MMMM CRAP!!!!

Just in case I haven’t mentioned it…I REALLY do loathe those children. Honestly??? Where the hell are the boundaries in their lives?

HELLO… mom and pops Syni’ster, I swear you are a couple after Hannibal Lecter’s heart!!!!! A few rules would do your kids some good!!!!!!!!!!

MAYBE… like the rules in a ward for the dangerously disturbed???

You know the ones…like “If you step out of line… TODAY might just be your lucky lobotomy day???”

Don’t get me wrong…I can’t say I am a fan of a lobotomy procedure…BUT in some instances, after watching a little girl nail a cat to the side of the shed…you may be prone to changing your point of view. Politically speaking…JUST THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!

I did have the lack of sense to ask WHAT RULES they have for their daughters. Asking was a serious error on my part. (The response to this question, I will cover a few journals down the road….you would not BELIEVE the answer I got!!!)

I feel the need to share something in regards to my own safety and all of yours. I think the Syni’sters are WATCHING US!!!!!!

I know it sounds crazy but I really think it’s true!!! I up and moved after being forced to do that shoot…but I think they have found me. I swear I hear little girls giggling when I answer the crank calls in the middle of the night. I am sleeping less and less….and I could have sworn I saw them peeping in my window.

It makes me think they might be watching you too. I have yet to figure out why they are making me write this and post these disgusting pictures…except that they have found themselves a new game?? Hunt the Redbubblers reading these journals??

Stay safe my friends, make sure you are never alone!!
I seriously think I need some medication!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dreamer, mother, wife, friend and most of all…a captive audience of moments and memories…vivid, beautiful and breath taking…through the lens of my camera.

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  • Mel Brackstone
    Mel Brackstoneabout 5 years ago

    oooooooooooooo, I’m not sure I should have clicked….

  • Cheryl Dunning
    Cheryl Dunningabout 5 years ago

    cooooool well done

  • Anna Shaw
    Anna Shawabout 5 years ago

    Marny – you really must try and get these published commercially. Each one stands alone wonderfully and yet together they are simply sensational. Please keep them coming. I love them
    (ps Do you think maybe Herod had the right idea???)

  • Thanks so much Anna!!!!!!!!!! I am for sure going to give it a shot!

    – Marny Barnes

  • This of course it at the request of the Syni’sters!!! I woudl prefer not to…but you know! They did say they would kill me if I didn’t help make them famous!!!!!!!

    – Marny Barnes

  • RavenSoul
    RavenSoulabout 5 years ago

    OOOOHHH So gross!!! Too good Marny!

  • Thanks Vonne…Even I think I am kinda messed up in the head now…LMAO

    – Marny Barnes

  • PorcelainPoet
    PorcelainPoetabout 5 years ago

    Those little girls did a wonderful job modeling… very convincing! ;)

  • You have no idea how hard they worked for this!!! THey will be pleased to hear that they are convincing!!!!

    – Marny Barnes

  • Trish Woodford
    Trish Woodfordabout 5 years ago

    Ha! The girls must be having a ball doing these photo shoots – fantastic work Marny :)

  • TeAnne
    TeAnneabout 5 years ago

    arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! lol

  • navybrat
    navybratabout 5 years ago

    Very convincing!!
    great work!

  • They are both very talented little girls I tell you!! You should try and discipline these two….when they are cute they are found here AND here They Are the best kids ever…and I have to say they worked for 5 hours straight in the freezing cold for this shoot!!

    – Marny Barnes

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