Here ye here Ye….Da Ogre SpeakDaz iz guuds, az wezen Ogres neber getz der chances to speak our piez. Here ye Old furs listen upz as weez hab werks to duz and none time to sparez doing itz. I standz here forz u, in da Name of da King of Ogre Mountainz and He who sitz in da Dartk Hallz with our Masterz, hallowed be da dark ones namez. It is da season to eatz da softy fleshy Humans as they gib thanks to der Turkey Godz and get stuffeded. Den whenz dey sleepings we moves in and eats em all while they all Trip-da-fannyed in sleep and they yum yum guudz dat way. Makes diz pool old Ogres Tusks yern fer da tasts of dem tasty humenz and meza lookins fer da fat ones first, as dey da bestest eaten to die fer, yum yum slerp, slerp……/droolz……
So weza here to say Happyz Thanksgibbing to Uz all and eatz lots of dat tasty Turkey and we seeza soonz…… Hahahaha. and eat what is left hahaha You.
Da Ogre Speak
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