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High Street Haiku - Kebabs Open Late

Miscellaneous meat
Grimy floor tiles, stained ceiling
Smells like cheap dog food

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The “High Street Haiku Series” takes a well aimed swipe at the modern phenomena of late night kebab outlets.


food, haiku, high street, humour, kebabs, late night food, matt upchuck


  • shootback
    shootbackover 3 years ago

    Be wary of that ‘meat’; been there!

  • mattupchuck
    mattupchuckover 3 years ago

    Ha ha! I sidestep the entire peril of it all with vegetarianism! Vile places – I wouldn’t even touch the chips. Everything has the same taste as everything is cooked in the same fat that is not changed until it literally solidifies. Anyway, enough of my rambling…hope you enjoy the “High Street Haiku Series”. Cheers an’ all that!

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