I Dreamt about the Porker the Planner and the Procrastinator

Matt Penfold
Author: Matt Penfold
Word Count: 384
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I Dreamt about the Porker the Planner and the Procrastinator

Not sure where this came from, I started out with a different Idea then it took on a life of its own. Still it does contain a little of my simplified philosophy :-)

I Dreamt about the Porker the Planner and the Procrastinator belongs to the following groups:

All Things Poetic, Artistic, Philosophical, Atheism, Core [C.O.R.E], The beauty of poetry and Vibration in Art and Verse - VAVoom!

Why do we let our happiness
Depend upon another
In much the way a baby’s life
Depends upon its mother?

As the porker blames the hormones
Whilst scoffing a custard tart
The dreamer lives in the future
While the present is falling apart

The planner has it all laid out
So that nothing will be a surprise
The procrastinator is ruled by doubt
It could even be his demise

But it feels that in love or religion
Or even consumerist fetter
We think when we get to the next level up
Our lives are just gunna get better

As the porker scoffs the tart
The procrastinator waits
The planner scans the calendar
And ticks off all the dates

I guess the porker thinks that if
He does enough of scoffin’
He’ll get so bloody fat that he
Won’t fit in to a coffin

Procrastinator tries to speak
But just can’t find his voice
For deep inside he hopes that
Someone else will make his choice

Planner knows if all’s laid out
With no time to take a breath
(apart from ten on Tuesday week)
There’s never time for death

I guess that I’m mostly a dreamer
But not in a manner too zealous
For overindulgence in one of these types
Can make all the other ones jealous

The procrastinator gets no tart
The planner’s never late
The porker has a heart attack
We’re told that this is fate

The dreamer’s fate is hard to guess
His dreams may come true over time
If they come to fruition before he drops dead
They could take him to somewhere sublime

I’ve been to a number of funerals
Some sombre, some upbeat in tone
And I plan to attend many others
Before I have one of my own

I hope regrets aren’t there to haunt me
And they won’t if I’ve played my cards right
The way you perceive,not the roll of the dice
is the thing that turns dark into light

But when that grim reaper comes knocking
May I then be worn out and unsteady
And say “yes it’s time for the ashes and dust”
“Take my hand sir I think that I’m ready”

© Matthew Penfold 2009

  • Tracey Mac

    Tracey Mac

    I so don’t wanna be a porker, I think I’ll be a dreamer Matt, and I’ll never look at a tart the same way ever again, I’ll just put it back in the fridge… xx
    (goes and throws custard tart out immediately)

  • Matt Penfold replied

    LOL, thanks Tracey, this actually led me to go for a bike ride today, I see that Elucidate has scoffed your tart already, gone are the days when I could eat like a pig and not put on weight :-)

  • Jordan Busson

    Jordan Busson

    Just brilliant! (And I’ll have Tracey’s custard tart.)

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Thanks so much Jordan, you might as well eat it while you can, you won’t be able to get away with it forever ;-)

  • Alf Caruana

    Alf Caruana

    fantastic

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Thanks Alf, much appreciated :-)

  • Lisa  Jewell

    Lisa Jewell

    I hope I play all the games right…..I doubt I will. When the reaper knocks my door down, I’ll say “what has taken you so long”.....not pessimistic, perhaps fatalistic.
    hopefully I’ll have all my cards in a row.
    and the joker in my hand.

    a really profound piece
    and I the procrastinator is finding her voice….hehe

    xxx

  • Matt Penfold replied

    That sounds like fun Lisa, because I plan to “be” the Joker ;-)

    I figure I’m made up of each of them to varying degrees, I like to claim that it’s about balance but really it’s all about diversity and hopefully being able to have a bit of a laugh at ourselves, this sums it up for me

  • raymondoantonio

    raymondoantonio

    DREAMS FOR ME!! AND THE TART!! BEAUTIFUL WRITING MATT!!

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Yep, that sounds good Ray, what’ll we wash it down with, Cab Sav? Thanks Mate, much appreciated :-)

  • H M Bascom

    H M Bascom

    Wow, this poem blew me away! The last stanza ties it all together. Well done Matt!

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Thanks so much Helen, blown away is excellent LOL :-)

  • ArcadiaTempest

    ArcadiaTempest

    Brilliant writing Matt…..your simplified philosophy sure penned a rather amazing verse here. Really important work on the attitude towards one’s life. Live it …don’t let your ‘life’ live you . XX

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Thanks KarenSue, I really like your take on it. I guess that even if your life does get the upper hand and “live you”, you might as well have a bit of a chuckle ;-)

  • linaji

    linaji

    I’ve no doubt .. that you time will be your time.. perhaps if we looked closely into the hearts of all you have aforementioned.. they too took this hand of transition so that once again they could find a way back to the dreamer.
    Your work really makes me feel good. I like to laugh and in this case I like the way you express YOU. I feel let in a bit to an intelligent heart and soul.

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Thank you indeed Lina, I reckon Most of us have a bit of each of those types in us, but as you point out the dreamer is the one to strive for. if we lose sight of the dreamer we might as well pack it in…
    So good to know that my work make you feel good, that’s a worthy achievement :-)

  • Gregory John O'Flaherty

    Gregory John O...

    Enjoyed that !!!

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Thanks Greg, glad you enjoyed it mate :-)

  • bill bell

    bill bell

    You’re always on the mark Matt, lively verse with a wink :). I think your time will be your time, you’re always a fun read with intelligence.

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Well thank you so much Bill, I do appreciate your kind words :-)

  • Delphine de Noire

    Delphine de Noire

    Matt, this is Magnificent! Such insight and wisdom… I plan to be danciing all the way to the grave… via the bank… of course! ;-)

    Mx

  • Matt Penfold replied

    LOL, Thank you Medusa, much appreciated, I reckon yours is a really healthy attitude, we might as well make the most of it :-)

  • Shulie1

    Shulie1

    Wonderful poem – but I think we need dreamers – we would still be living in caves if it weren’t for them

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Oh I agree totally Shulie, without dreamers we would make no progress, apart from that it’s also rather pleasant to dream. Thank you for your lovely comment :-)

  • Mel Brackstone

    Mel Brackstone

    Well I’ve planned on handing over the tart to the grim reaper, and then worrying about whether I did the right thing, then I’ll go lie over there in those fluffy clouds and try to decipher what shapes they are…..but then again, I might not…:)

  • Matt Penfold replied

    LOL, sounds like you have a good healthy balance going on there Mel, but if the reaper ain’t lookin’ I’ll be happy to share the tart with you, then we can sneak off and photograph those fluffy clouds (with a polarising filter of course) if we get around to it ;-)

  • Solar Zorra

    Solar Zorra

    Judge not dreamer boy…....Porker here. just kidding! Ha! What the hell is custard?, man I want some now. :0 I hope you spend many many more moons dancing dreamily upon this earth Matt Matt. :) Solar

  • Matt Penfold replied

    LOL, Not judging Sol Sol, just observing myself and others. You would just love custard but from a google search it appears that you yankees don’t know what it is so for your enjoyment I have linked a recipe :-)

    Even just the ingredients will make your mouth water:
    Biscuit pastry:
    90g butter
    ¼ cup sugar
    1 egg, beaten
    1¼ cups plain flour, sifted
    ¼ cup S.R flour, sifted
    FILLING :
    3 eggs, beaten
    1 tsp vanilla essence
    600ml milk
    2 tbs sugar
    nutmeg
    (do you know what an egg is?, if not I’ll explain)

    Here is a recipe

    Thanks Sol Sol :-)

  • funkyfacestudio

    funkyfacestudio

    You’re such a procrastinator….......how did you even finish this little treasure ?

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Oh Kitty, and I thought I’d never get around to replying to this comment either, look ^ who’s up there eating custard tarts ;-)

  • Teacup

    Teacup

    I so enjoyed reading this wonderful write of yours – not going to tell you which one I am!! xx

  • Matt Penfold replied

    LOL, in that case I won’t interrogate you Alison ;) Thanks so much for reading it, I’m glad you enjoyed it :)

  • John Braxton  Sparks

    John Braxton ...

    Matt-

    Nice job! A very fun piece! I wish I had the talent of writing poetry, but I guess I’ll have to settle for my gruesome short stories! A very nice piece! Good job, buddy!

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Thanks so much John, I do appreciate your comment. Your talent for writing gruesome short stories is remarkable, another example of the great diversity amongst us :-)

  • funkyfacestudio

    funkyfacestudio

    That’s what I get for calling you that. is that ^ what they are ? I thought they were tarts LOL. Matt Matt…......when am I gonna out clever you ? ok…...off to work, see ya ;)

  • Matt Penfold replied

    Au reservoir…

  • Solar Zorra

    Solar Zorra

    Wait just a minute here….........is someone calling me a tart? You guys are mean, I’m taking my toys and go home. ;(

    I think I gained 10 lbs just reading that recipe.

  • Mel Brackstone

    Mel Brackstone

    Bendy polarised clouds…..with half a tart each….bliss!!

  • PJ Ryan

    PJ Ryan

    brilliant, what a tale .. love the analogies you use, the twist on a poignant message, really fabulous matt.

  • Nascha

    Nascha

    brilliant Matt. my happiness doesn’t depend on another….but my porkiness is hormones….hahaha!! I rarely plan anything and I procrastinate it all…..are we ever ready for death? you’ll find me in the coffee shop with a giant cappucino scoffing a custard tart! xxxx

  • funkyfacestudio

    funkyfacestudio

    Zo zo won’t be around for a while Matty….....I sprinkled her fuzzy purple toy with catnip….......me thinks she will be busy for a while…................. :)

  • Silvarith

    Silvarith

    i love the last two lines. the whole poem is a wonderful story…and somehow makes me think of an advertising agency (perhaps of my work experience :)))) . well done!:)

  • Ushna Sardar

    Ushna Sardar

    fabulous matt!

  • sandra22

    sandra22

    Matt…i never got to touch your dictum (this comment will self destruct in 10 seconds i hope) so i will touch your porker.;)
    My daughter gave me a bright yellow smiley face cushion that when pressed plays
    always look on the bright side of life, whistle whistle” (Life of Brian)
    When I need to, I grab the cushion and belt it out….be a dear and delete this wouldja?
    take care …s&ra ;
    )

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