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  • Zolton
    Zoltonabout 3 years ago

    Was her last line “no one asked for your opinion anyway?” ha ha ha… thanks for sharing.

  • Thought you might find that amusing ZoZo LOL :)

    – Matt Penfold

  • Cosimo Piro
    Cosimo Piroabout 3 years ago

    Thanks Matt….needed that! See you around……gotta go and post something. here puss, puss

  • You’re welcome Cos, nothing like a bit of levity to brighten the day :)

    – Matt Penfold

  • Arco Iris  R
    Arco Iris Rabout 3 years ago

    I also thought about Zolton’s comment. "“no one asked for your opinion anyway”. I’m not sure if the lady is making a lot of profit in her book store if she is taking all of this time for this issue. Probably is emailing another writer as we speak. I do have to hand it to the guy, he did make me laugh.
    Thanks for sharing

  • Lynda Robinson
    Lynda Robinsonabout 3 years ago

    Incredibly funny! Thanks for brightening up a chilly winter’s day Matt!!!!

  • TextureoftheSin
    TextureoftheSinabout 3 years ago

    That was funny :)

  • AlisonJohnston
    AlisonJohnstonabout 3 years ago

    :) ♥

    BYRONabout 3 years ago


    She runs a bookstore, is prepared to buy the books for her store, not display them and advise people not to buy them?

    So she is going to spend her own money in an attempt to not sell the books.

    HE still gets paid.

    She is out of pocket.


    Some people:

    a. are dumb.
    b. have no sense of humour.

    I always wonder why people who find such things offensive to their sensibilities feel that they need to tell the creator of their offense that they are thusly offended.

    Who gives a good god damn about their feelings? THAT is their own personal issue to deal with.

    I mean I don’t like pictures of kittens, puppies, cute babies, jetties, train tracks, anything with a vignette, or anything with selective colouring.

    … and I am not fussed about bad HDR [is there any other kind?].

    But you don’t here me going on about it.

    Well actually you do, so that is clearly a bad analogy, but you get my point.

    Which is: … oh wait I forgot. What was my point?

    Oh yeah, I think my opinion is more important than someone else’s right to have me shut the hell up and not ruin their day.

    … or was it something about kittens.

    I forget, the coke has just kicked in and now I am seeing swirly colours.

    Damn, they are selectively coloured and have a fucking vignette!

    Even when I am clearly delusional – I still get bad pictures.

    So let’s get back to the reason for this rant: Fish shouldn’t ride bicycles, and roller skates make for lousy mobile phones.

    BYRONabout 3 years ago

    Actually, I think the whole thing is made-up, I have seen another equally funny thing [I suspect by the same author as it is exactly the same writing style] about a person wanting a “Reward Offered” poster made for their missing cat.

    Its still very funny tho.

  • TheWanderingBoo
    TheWanderingBooabout 3 years ago

    thanks for a good laugh :¬)

  • George Swann
    George Swannabout 3 years ago

    Very funny Matt, i clicked on a couple of links from that site and came across the Missing Missy video on youtube, hilarious, they are obviously linked!