A darkly humorous comment on the entertainment industry’s inability to just leave some things as they were. The erroneous assumption that younger generations have no tolerance for old school. That if something dug up isn’t repolished, upgraded, and updated with a cutting edge, kick-ass style, kids won’t pay attention.
An ideal apparel for the modern middle-aged individual who feels as if their childhood is being repackaged and sold back at them. Wait a minute! Is that irony?