The Rich Customer

Mark Bateman
Author: Mark Bateman
Word Count: 373
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The Rich Customer

My entry for the Star Twister 56 – max 350 words, prompt was ‘deal’.

The Rich Customer belongs to the following groups:

Short stories - Spherical Scriptings, Twisted Tales and WMG

He walked into my workshop with a confidence I’ve learnt to associate with the rich.

‘Hello. You in charge?’

The question hung in the air like a hot air balloon.

When I nodded he extended his hand towards me. I looked down and felt awkward. It was clean, finely manicured. I turned round as if I hadn’t seen it and shuffled to the back of the workshop.

Some unfinished oak carvings littered the walkway, and I moved them to one side as I passed.

‘I like your work.’

I nodded once more.

‘I want something extraordinarily beautiful.. A one off if you like. I’ll pay you handsomely.. Double your usual fee..’

My eyes jumped from the wood stain I’d picked up, ran over the bench until they crashed into his. He must have sensed my anger, for he lowered his eyes.

‘Sorry. But I need a work of art in a hurry.’

It was always the same. Always in a hurry. As if the world had run out of time. I sighed.

Fear flickered across his face. ‘Look. We’ve done our research. We believe you are the best. I realise it’s not about money for you. But, if it helps, I’ll triple your usual fees. I need it finished in two weeks.’

I laughed.

Moments passed.

‘Three?’

I nodded once more.

‘Ok. It’s a deal. Three weeks.’ With that he placed more cash on the workbench than I’d ever seen and promptly left.

I’d used the best wood I could find. Worked every hour God had sent. Poured my soul into my creation. Just like normal. And oh what a beauty. One of my best. They all were. When he returned and saw my work of art, he’d gasped in delight and my heart had swelled.

He invited me to the unveiling.

This is where I am now. I can just see it and it looks just perfect, if a bit brightly lit. I’m hidden of course. Don’t much care for television. A flicker of recognition hits me like a brick wall. Is that Michael Jackson lying in there?

(C) Mark Bateman 2009

Inspired by Florence And The Machine song ‘My Boy Builds Coffins’

  • Teacup

    Teacup

    Good one Mark. x

  • Mark Bateman replied

    Thanks Teacup!

  • John Braxton  Sparks

    John Braxton ...

    Nice job, Mark.

  • Mark Bateman replied

    Cheers John.

  • dancharles

    dancharles

    A good story Mark with a topical twist

  • Mark Bateman replied

    Thanks Dan.

  • Alison Pearce

    Alison Pearce

    Great twist Mark!! I was kind of thinking some kind of forgery – and so I was totally off kilter at the end!! Whole tale was beautifully written as always :)

  • Mark Bateman replied

    Thanks as ever Alison.

  • Solar Zorra

    Solar Zorra

    Surely wasn’t expecting Michael Jackson. Good story Mark. :) Solar

  • Mark Bateman replied

    :D Thanks Solar Zorra!

  • KMorral

    KMorral

    lol, great twist- the coffin and the contents, didn’t see either coming!

  • Mark Bateman replied

    Glad you didn’t see it coming.. thanks.

  • Zolton

    Zolton

    haaaa….. wouldn’t that be an honor? Most unexpected, Mark. Love your unique view of life. : )

  • Mark Bateman replied

    Thanks Zolton – and I’ll take that as a compliment!!

  • ArcadiaTempest

    ArcadiaTempest

    I just did not see that coming at all….and liked the Michael J reference it worked so well with the all the media hype around his coffin of late… I think you have a really polished writing style :))

  • Mark Bateman replied

    Ooowwww. Thanks so much Arcadia..

  • Jim Hall

    Jim Hall

    Being a carpenter by trade, I must say that the use of the word oak tipped the scale. but i have to admit that it’s a wicked twist and a likely winner. Good one! JH

  • Mark Bateman replied

    Thanks a lot Jim, as ever. Mind you, you have been so far off the money before…

  • ANNIESUNSHINE

    ANNIESUNSHINE 7 days ago

    What a great twist!

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