how to fight zombies

for my dear wallaby

do not go into that room!

stay with someone smart!
do not hang out with idiots that go into that room!

nail shit up.
nail shit down.
tidy the galley!
go out to sea!

zombies can’t swim!

a neat boat is a happy boat!

2 fer 1….

live in a metal tank with one way in that’s vacuum-locked!
order in!
thai is good!
you can take the heat!

buy your groceries on line!
lots of yogurt!
lots of soup!

that’ll do you up!
quit whining!
eat your soup!

install fearlessness!
install right, might and borrow the american way!
they’re full of cock and bull
they’re full of c*ck
they’ve taken it everywhich way but obtuse
and they’re thinkin about it!

be ugly! zombies hate that!
be fat! zombies hate that!
be red, white and blue!
zombies love that…oh, wait…
don’t listen to me!
i’m a stupid american!
so, you better git onit then!

install bullshit detectors!
install fraud alerts!
install, download, upload and wide load!
you suck, you zombies!
you suck major
and large!

severe, they say…
well, dead people are a little…
they stink
that’s right: dead people stink!

lay traps for the bastards!
do surveillance!
stalk em!
keep zombie dossiers!
lurk around
scrape, scrape, drag….run!
run like hell!
zombies can’t run!
you better know your enemy, boy
hike up my britches and sniff
i say, leghorn foghorn style, i say,
know your enemy!
they can’t run
they can’t swim
they can’t read
they can’t f_ck
while maybe
i ain’t looking for it
it stinks
but you, out there at sea,
you get my drift:
see what they’re really up to!

it ain’t pretty you can bet on that!

what’s a zombie want with you anyway?!

they just are looking for converts!

it’s a fukkin religion, man!





how to fight zombies

Marie Monroe

Louisville, United States

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