The names in this story have been changed to protect the guilty….
Last year for Lent, My friend Joe Speediebeebi gave up begging for sex, a few weeks latter when He asked His wife Joesephine Flovendovichachevic Speediebeepi what she gave up she said, she gave up saying NO!!! That would be funny but this is from the same woman that tells Joe to get off your done….and He is not…Joe thought that he would be the first to know when he was done!!..
Joe was wrong….
Joe’s claim to fame was that he had four children and he thought that being 4 for 4 and batting 1000 was great. Joe’s wife had a baby every 2 years for 8 years…then Joe’s Wife figured out what was causing this phenominemation…Joe not dat smart.
Then Joe Speediebeebi’s life seemed to get mo betterly. There was a six-week period that His wife was Horny every night!!! Every Fx%xG night. It seems an Alien aircraft landed in their back yard and shot her with a sex ray gun…...He told me IT WAS great….....Joe happily had to take additional vitamins, but it was worth it…....but then he told me those Mx%x$Fx%x%$#RS came back and shot her with a reverse antisex sex ray gun…....soon afterwards she started telling him to get off your done…
Joe Speediebeepi was feeling assertive one day and asked his wife if I could have a girlfriend…...she stared at him for awhile…....then said NO….and that’s not funny…...Joe’s highly intellectual response was…..I’ll be discrete!!!! Joe needed immediate medical treatment….
Joe once thought about having his body painted, but he is half-Italian, half Greek and half Spanish and that sort of thing would just slide off. Look in dictionary under stereotypes – Italians, Greeks & Spanish you will see Joe’s picture and the word greasy dego… (hey, I’m Italian so I’m permitted to say that)!!
Dumb asses are susceptible to fits of stupidity and do not know the difference between being awesome and being dumbasses. Of coarse that is just Joe’s humble opinion and not at all scientific. Joe’s wife’s term of endearment for him is complete gaping asshole and Joe thinks that is just awesome!
A story by me…..
Written By: Marco F. Meyo
Date:, 2000something or other….
© Copyright 2002000something or other….
Do Not Copy Without Written Consent…. Who would anyways
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