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EARTH FOR SALE

One Owner
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Vendor moving Intergalactic for Health Reasons
Plumbing: Some Oceans still in working order, Just need Draining and Cleaning
Rivers: Dry but can be reclaimed & renovated into Grand Canyons
Present Canyons run successfully as Land Waste Resources
Foundations: Solid but can be renovated if not left too late
Some renovations being done By “Hurricanes are us”
Backyard: Gardens with some patchy areas but most Forests need replanting
Air Conditioning: Not working due to Blockage from exhaust emissions
Condition: Most Areas need renovation due to neglect
Present tenants: Served with eviction for Vandalism, Abuse and Negligence notice pending removal
To the successful Bidder: Will throw in an Endangered Species if one can be found

Vendor is Determined to Sell has an offer pending in another Galaxy

Owners:Gods of the Natural Environment (GONE)Pty Ltd

Currently unavailable for purchase



in it’s present condition
….It’ll get passed in

Thanks to Wayof theWarrior
for the use of his
…..Noble Beasts

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issues, earth, global, environmental, bored

the further into the future the deeper we delve into our dreams

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Comments

  • Rosalie Scanlon
    Rosalie Scanlonalmost 6 years ago

    Wow, clever writing. Very well done.

  • Thanks Rosalie

    – ManaMoon

  • DiscoverMe
    DiscoverMealmost 6 years ago

    So the owners are GONE, huh?
    When will they be back?

    Russ

  • Russ….Give me one good reason why on Earth they would ever want to come back

    – ManaMoon

  • DiscoverMe
    DiscoverMealmost 6 years ago

    For the auction, of course…which I recently heard got cancelled due to “lack of attendence & Interest”.

  • VanSnuG
    VanSnuGalmost 6 years ago

    WOW!
    I am SPEECHLESS!

  • thanks VanSnuG……you sure say a lot with your T-Shirts

    – ManaMoon

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