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*WOMAN’S DIARY *

28 July 2007 Saturday

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.

I’d been shopping in the afternoon with the girls
and was a bit late meeting him. I thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud,
so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted
so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn’t seem himself
- he hardly laughed and didn’t seem to be
paying any attention to me or to what I was saying,
I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered
if he was going to come in.
He hesitated but followed.

I asked him what was wrong,
but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed.
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.
He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

He didn’t follow me up immediately but came up later and,
to my surprise, we made love
- but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

I cried myself to sleep.
I think he’s planning to leave me.
Maybe he’s found someone else.

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MAN’S DIARY

Saturday 28 July

United lost.

Gutted.

Got a shag though.

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I can’t claim the fame for this one folks. It was just being passed from email to email between friends, but I couldn’t resist sharing. Hope you enjoy it.

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Comments

  • RVRFNX
    RVRFNXover 4 years ago

    Oh my gosh hahahaha. Thanks for sharing :D

  • You’re welcome! Glad you liked it!

    – Margaret Sanderson

  • ANNIESUNSHINE
    ANNIESUNSHINEover 4 years ago

    Very good – typical of a man though eh!!

  • Exactly Annie!

    – Margaret Sanderson

  • bloorain
    bloorainover 4 years ago

    loool nice!

  • Thanks Bloorain!

    – Margaret Sanderson

  • GEORGE SANDERSON
    GEORGE SANDERSONover 4 years ago

    Not like you to steotype folk, …… Ha Ha Ha !!!!
    Nice one Margaret, love it

  • Glad you enjoyed it George!

    – Margaret Sanderson

  • Cindy Schnackel
    Cindy Schnackelover 3 years ago

    This is so great! LOL, I love the man’s version!

  • I’m glad you liked it Cindy!

    – Margaret Sanderson

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