The Metal Utensil

The Metal Utensil

The hospital ward was busy that day,
when Patrick checked in, for a very short stay.
He was handed some sheets, to make up his bed,
by an over-worked nurse, “Short-staffing”, she said.

So Patrick got ready, disgruntled and hurt,
and buttoned his ‘Wee Willie Winkie’ nightshirt,
as the staff nurse returned, with bed pan in hand :
“You’re lucky to get this….they’re much in demand..”

But Patrick looked puzzled, “And what, pray, is that?”

“It’s a bed pan!” she answered, smiling to Pat.

“Oh, dear God in heaven…Do you mean to tell..
..that we have to do our own cooking as well?”

The Metal Utensil

Margaret Sanderson

Joined September 2008

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The Metal Utensil was published in ‘A Guiding Light’ 2009 by United Press.

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  • GEORGE SANDERSON
  • Margaret Sanderson
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