A line by Dave on Flight of the Conchords tv show.
When asked about joining the Tough Brets Dave shows his ninja like efficiency by declaring:
“I can make a weapon out of pretty much anything. Like when I’m gardening, some a-hole tries to sneak up and take me out – watering can tied to a hose. (whipping noises) Cops show up, “What’s that, officer? Just watering the geroniums.”
Comedy gold.
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I had this same idea, lol ;)
Genius moment in the show. :D
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