These ignorant, superficial, materialistic beings in which I have to associate myself with will only drive me to the brink of insanity. The sheer stupidity that is within these minds of shit is utterly remarkable, the fact that these creatures have been able to live a normal life with the amount of intelligence of a goddamn mentally retarted feeder rat is nothing short of astonishing. Being the only one with an ounce of brains is absolutely exasperating, having to deal with an ignorance level equal to that of an unborn infant holds enough madness to make even a psychologist completely lose his mind. Vicariously I can’t even begin to know what it’s like to be so fucking stupid, I hope that if my intelligence level ever deteriorates to that of a normal valley inhabitant’s that someone will shoot me on the spot and put me out of my, though oblivious too, miserable life.
Ok so this one is another humorous work, now bear in mind, I live in the San Fernando Valley so I know what I’m talking about. Any of you who live here as well or anyone who has spent some time here will completely understand what I’m talking about here.