23rd Century Human Anatomy T-Shirt

Lucan Industries Unlimited

23rd Century Human Anatomy

You’ll see from the graphic that I’m generally implying the sorry fact that in the future our neurons will be so filled with war, hatred, dis-ease, fear, greed, vanity, and vapid, banal nonsense that our super skinny bodies will have one short arm to hold our brain-tumour inducing mobiles up to our rotten Apple infested heads, while our eyes bleed having never spent one second away from a flickering screen, our chest cavities will be stuffed with money since interest rates have plummeted so low that keeping cash in a bank devalues it, all the while wielding a shotgun to protect ourselves from everyone else who are all exactly like us.

It looks like this in my head when I close my eyes at night.

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  • Danny

    Danny

    This is nice John

  • LostBoy1

    LostBoy1

    Holy shit i like this!!!

    um…i mean…pft `salright i guess…

  • LostBoy1

    LostBoy1

    stay out of my head Lucan!

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    ‘Nice’? Is that the only adjective you could summon up for me Daniel? I’m genuinely hurt.

    Thank you LostBoy1, but your head is cozy, and full of penguins and toy guns, I would be a damn fool to leave.

  • davecurtain

    davecurtain

    love the monkeys

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    This world we live in is clearly depressing you Lucan and yet you need to be in it because in your horror is beaty. Keep it up ol’chap.

    I reckon there are about ten potential t-shirts all bundled into this one, I’d like to see them all.

  • Danny

    Danny

    What can I say.
    Sometimes the most simple of words convey the deepest sentiments
    As Frederick Nietzsche’s publisher said ” This book is incomprehensible shit, but this Superman guy would make a great comic”
    It’s all in the delivery.

  • Scott Robinson

    Scott Robinson

    Ahhh..Now thats a damn fine design!!

    Busy, full of freaky imagery, an all to real representation of the modern world…

    A bow from you is appropriate…..

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Cheers Scott, if you look closely there is actually a nod to your good self and your entry within this, you can’t really see it at this size, looks a lot better when it’s as big as a house, you really lose the image of a bullethole ridden Miss Hilton climbing from a barcode cage, and Goya’s Dream of Reason, and the slave tattoo, and most of it actually.

  • Scott Robinson

    Scott Robinson

    Damn, this needs full size clarity…I feel the need to swim through the details…

  • Delete me really

    Delete me really

    Very impressed by your website. I have a large shed.

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Very impressed by the size of your shed.

  • Danny

    Danny

    Have you thought of releasing this on board or canvas or whatever. Scott did and it bought out all the detail.
    Could open a whole new area for you sir.
    No matter what the background to the Norma print is, it would be very popular as a wall hanging.
    Just a thought.
    Here’s another
    ............................................
    Thank you

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    I third the motion.

    Or if you are reluctant to violate your t-shirt only portfolio email a high res copy to those who want to see details …

  • mister khan

    mister khan

    my strangled copper wire dialup is so shit it won’t even let me see your fucking tee-shirt, but judging by the amount of appreciation juice (most of it semen, by the smell of things) flying about the place, i’ll chuck my tuppence worth in and say ‘smashing’, just to seem on side.

    can you fucking beleive that someone nicked the ‘army of the avant-guard’ you gave me. it gave me a temperature. can i have another one?

    i’ll write you a proper letter when i get a moment. but fill you in all the same, whilst i’m connected to the world. sonia the ‘sex-accountant’ took me to the cinema to see ‘transformers’. i thought i was living in a teenage wet dream till the film actually started. now she is claiming ‘love’ but she still won’t let me touch her. she tells me about her tattoos, and how the walls of her bedroom are painted pink, and there are teddy bears everywhere. reckons she’s got polish blood. is that normal?

    tonight i am seeing marina. marina is the sort of girl who should be a model, except her daddy is too rich, so she is studying economics and marketing instead. i can think of fewer people i’d rather look at whilst drinking tea.

    next week i’m going to munich for a sinful faustian holiday with maneesha. stopping off in bratislava to try and get a drving license, and then heading down to unspoilt croatia to do an enormous dmt trip, and frankly, to spoil it.

    can’t find a flat. no one wants to live with me. can’t say i blame them. granny shit farm is still a laugh, but nothing lasts forever.

    feliks is in ukraine. natalia tried to burn my passport before she left. yuriy saved it. she is the ultimate ex wife. i am so proud.

    did you ever get notmarried, or are you still living under the shade of immigration law? if so, how’s the notwife? any kids yet? can i be the godfather?

    i love you.

  • mister khan

    mister khan

    shit, i forgot. do i owe you any money?

  • Danny

    Danny

    hmmmm..
    something’s not right.
    Hand me the phone Watson.

  • LostBoy1

    LostBoy1

    Ummm…yeah i fourth the notion, especialy if your picking on my girl Paris…

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    You don’t owe me any money Mister Khan, but as you seem to have forgotten, we’ll round it to 300 Euros. Other than that I have no idea what you are talking about, as usual, except that you seem to have mistaken my comment section for your diary. Or everyone’s stopped reading your short stories so you came over and managed to trick people into reading them here.

    Something isn’t right Daniel, and it’s about to get even less right, I’ve finished my 100%DannyNolan entry, and it’s terrible because I’m not a writer. Will post shortly, but first I need to build up the hype.

    You LostBoy1, as always, have a lot to answer for, however I want you to draw some pictures on a napkin or something, to illustrate my 100%dn story, as and when I post it.

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  • SiegeOfAntioch

    SiegeOfAntioch

    this is cool top man. and youre all really weird dudes

  • rufflesal

    rufflesal

    Dude that’s not half bad.

    Ummm…

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Ummm what?
    I’m all for the hijacking of other people’s threads, but I like there to be a connection. I believe this belongs in your portfolio Mr Reading.

  • rasatouche

    rasatouche

    I seriously Dig this Tee. /digs it, digs it good (in a damn that’s an awesome design love the blood going though it way)

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Thanks Rasatouche, I’m equally digging your crazy 80s colours.

  • Jessica  Tremp

    Jessica Tremp

    Lucan, you have one wicked mind, that’s for sure, love it

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Why thank you Jessica.

  • ohbenbridges

    ohbenbridges

    Hey i <3>

  • Andrew Askedall

    Andrew Askedall

    Great work.

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Ohbenbridges, I’m not sure what you were asking, I hope it was positive, but it looks like you fell asleep while typing. I’ll thank you all the same, just to be sure.

  • Danny

    Danny

    I came back to have another look and still reckon you should do wall art.
    Scott does and it brings out the detail that you go to pains to achieve then hide in a wrinkle.

  • SabreToothFairy

    SabreToothFairy

    What a wicked design! I love the convergence of layers and clever use of found images. Great stuff dude! xx

  • Benjamin Scheurer

    Benjamin Scheurer

    incredible design!

  • yabloko4

    yabloko4

    Great work!

  • H M Bascom

    H M Bascom

    Extreme and extraordinary. Great work

  • humanalien

    humanalien

    LEDGEND DUDE!!

  • ClintF

    ClintF

    This is an awesome design, love all the different elements of messages that are going on within this piece. You always have the coolest stuff, another job well done:)

  • Natalie Foss

    Natalie Foss

    oh my god, pure genius. I’ll have to save up to get one of these.
    Love your work Lucan!

  • Chanel2

    Chanel2

    I wasn’t joking when I said you were a clever bastard.

  • Lucan Industri... replied

    Your praise isn’t wasted.

  • Chanel2

    Chanel2

    I just wanted to come back to say, I don’t usually swear at people in their comment section, just it was relative to the story e.t.c.
    I’m more comfortable telling you that this is really an amazing piece of well constructed art…just wanted to clear that up.

  • Lucan Industri... replied

    Swear away, please, if there is anywhere on the site you can do it without anyone getting all wooly jumpered it’s right here.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    fuck.

  • Lucan Industri... replied

    I don’t understand.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    You told chanel2 in the comment above that swearing was allowed here.

    So I did. Swear.

  • Lucan Industri... replied

    OH. Yes I see. Very clever of you. Well done.
    Swearing is allowed here, unfortunately you are not.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Really ?

    You gonna delete my comments are you ? Huh ? HUH ?

    Fuckity fuckity fuck.

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  • MuscularTeeth

    MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler

    way cool.

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