23rd Century Human Anatomy
You’ll see from the graphic that I’m generally implying the sorry fact that in the future our neurons will be so filled with war, hatred, dis-ease, fear, greed, vanity, and vapid, banal nonsense that our super skinny bodies will have one short arm to hold our brain-tumour inducing mobiles up to our rotten Apple infested heads, while our eyes bleed having never spent one second away from a flickering screen, our chest cavities will be stuffed with money since interest rates have plummeted so low that keeping cash in a bank devalues it, all the while wielding a shotgun to protect ourselves from everyone else who are all exactly like us.
It looks like this in my head when I close my eyes at night.
Available for sale asT-Shirts

Danny
This is nice John
LostBoy1
Holy shit i like this!!!
um…i mean…pft `salright i guess…
LostBoy1
stay out of my head Lucan!
Lucan Industri...
‘Nice’? Is that the only adjective you could summon up for me Daniel? I’m genuinely hurt.
Thank you LostBoy1, but your head is cozy, and full of penguins and toy guns, I would be a damn fool to leave.
davecurtain
love the monkeys
sjem ©
This world we live in is clearly depressing you Lucan and yet you need to be in it because in your horror is beaty. Keep it up ol’chap.
I reckon there are about ten potential t-shirts all bundled into this one, I’d like to see them all.
Danny
What can I say.
Sometimes the most simple of words convey the deepest sentiments
As Frederick Nietzsche’s publisher said ” This book is incomprehensible shit, but this Superman guy would make a great comic”
It’s all in the delivery.
Scott Robinson
Ahhh..Now thats a damn fine design!!
Busy, full of freaky imagery, an all to real representation of the modern world…
A bow from you is appropriate…..
Lucan Industri...
Cheers Scott, if you look closely there is actually a nod to your good self and your entry within this, you can’t really see it at this size, looks a lot better when it’s as big as a house, you really lose the image of a bullethole ridden Miss Hilton climbing from a barcode cage, and Goya’s Dream of Reason, and the slave tattoo, and most of it actually.
Scott Robinson
Damn, this needs full size clarity…I feel the need to swim through the details…
Delete me really
Very impressed by your website. I have a large shed.
Lucan Industri...
Very impressed by the size of your shed.
Danny
Have you thought of releasing this on board or canvas or whatever. Scott did and it bought out all the detail.
Could open a whole new area for you sir.
No matter what the background to the Norma print is, it would be very popular as a wall hanging.
Just a thought.
Here’s another
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Thank you
sjem ©
I third the motion.
Or if you are reluctant to violate your t-shirt only portfolio email a high res copy to those who want to see details …
mister khan
my strangled copper wire dialup is so shit it won’t even let me see your fucking tee-shirt, but judging by the amount of appreciation juice (most of it semen, by the smell of things) flying about the place, i’ll chuck my tuppence worth in and say ‘smashing’, just to seem on side.
can you fucking beleive that someone nicked the ‘army of the avant-guard’ you gave me. it gave me a temperature. can i have another one?
i’ll write you a proper letter when i get a moment. but fill you in all the same, whilst i’m connected to the world. sonia the ‘sex-accountant’ took me to the cinema to see ‘transformers’. i thought i was living in a teenage wet dream till the film actually started. now she is claiming ‘love’ but she still won’t let me touch her. she tells me about her tattoos, and how the walls of her bedroom are painted pink, and there are teddy bears everywhere. reckons she’s got polish blood. is that normal?
tonight i am seeing marina. marina is the sort of girl who should be a model, except her daddy is too rich, so she is studying economics and marketing instead. i can think of fewer people i’d rather look at whilst drinking tea.
next week i’m going to munich for a sinful faustian holiday with maneesha. stopping off in bratislava to try and get a drving license, and then heading down to unspoilt croatia to do an enormous dmt trip, and frankly, to spoil it.
can’t find a flat. no one wants to live with me. can’t say i blame them. granny shit farm is still a laugh, but nothing lasts forever.
feliks is in ukraine. natalia tried to burn my passport before she left. yuriy saved it. she is the ultimate ex wife. i am so proud.
did you ever get notmarried, or are you still living under the shade of immigration law? if so, how’s the notwife? any kids yet? can i be the godfather?
i love you.
mister khan
shit, i forgot. do i owe you any money?
Danny
hmmmm..
something’s not right.
Hand me the phone Watson.
LostBoy1
Ummm…yeah i fourth the notion, especialy if your picking on my girl Paris…
Lucan Industri...
You don’t owe me any money Mister Khan, but as you seem to have forgotten, we’ll round it to 300 Euros. Other than that I have no idea what you are talking about, as usual, except that you seem to have mistaken my comment section for your diary. Or everyone’s stopped reading your short stories so you came over and managed to trick people into reading them here.
Something isn’t right Daniel, and it’s about to get even less right, I’ve finished my 100%DannyNolan entry, and it’s terrible because I’m not a writer. Will post shortly, but first I need to build up the hype.
You LostBoy1, as always, have a lot to answer for, however I want you to draw some pictures on a napkin or something, to illustrate my 100%dn story, as and when I post it.
thickblackoutline
exactly!
SiegeOfAntioch
this is cool top man. and youre all really weird dudes
rufflesal
Dude that’s not half bad.
Ummm…
Lucan Industri...
Ummm what?
I’m all for the hijacking of other people’s threads, but I like there to be a connection. I believe this belongs in your portfolio Mr Reading.
rasatouche
I seriously Dig this Tee. /digs it, digs it good (in a damn that’s an awesome design love the blood going though it way)
Lucan Industri...
Thanks Rasatouche, I’m equally digging your crazy 80s colours.
Jessica Tremp
Lucan, you have one wicked mind, that’s for sure, love it
Lucan Industri...
Why thank you Jessica.
ohbenbridges
Hey i <3>
Andrew Askedall
Great work.
Lucan Industri...
Ohbenbridges, I’m not sure what you were asking, I hope it was positive, but it looks like you fell asleep while typing. I’ll thank you all the same, just to be sure.
Danny
I came back to have another look and still reckon you should do wall art.
Scott does and it brings out the detail that you go to pains to achieve then hide in a wrinkle.
SabreToothFairy
What a wicked design! I love the convergence of layers and clever use of found images. Great stuff dude! xx
Benjamin Scheurer
incredible design!
yabloko4
Great work!
H M Bascom
Extreme and extraordinary. Great work
humanalien
LEDGEND DUDE!!
ClintF
This is an awesome design, love all the different elements of messages that are going on within this piece. You always have the coolest stuff, another job well done:)
Natalie Foss
oh my god, pure genius. I’ll have to save up to get one of these.
Love your work Lucan!
Chanel2
I wasn’t joking when I said you were a clever bastard.
Lucan Industri... replied
Your praise isn’t wasted.
Chanel2
I just wanted to come back to say, I don’t usually swear at people in their comment section, just it was relative to the story e.t.c.
I’m more comfortable telling you that this is really an amazing piece of well constructed art…just wanted to clear that up.
Lucan Industri... replied
Swear away, please, if there is anywhere on the site you can do it without anyone getting all wooly jumpered it’s right here.
sjem ©
fuck.
Lucan Industri... replied
I don’t understand.
sjem ©
You told chanel2 in the comment above that swearing was allowed here.
So I did. Swear.
Lucan Industri... replied
OH. Yes I see. Very clever of you. Well done.
Swearing is allowed here, unfortunately you are not.
sjem ©
Really ?
You gonna delete my comments are you ? Huh ? HUH ?
Fuckity fuckity fuck.
Ornament & Crime
Shit.
MuscularTeeth
way cool.