We're just another Dinosaur T-Shirt

Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

We're just another Dinosaur

I walked out of my house a few weeks back and saw a blade of grass that has seemingly burst through the tarmac.
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I thought about it all that day. And by the evening I was in the most joyous mood.
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Whether climate change is man’s fault or not, whether this evolution is as natural as can be or a total fuck up. All is still well. In 10 years, 10,000 years or whenever we’ll probably die out anyway. The planet will probably heat up or cool down, and they’ll be X thousand/million years of desert/ice age. Then maybe the temperature may stabilise, and in a pond somewhere a small bubble will rise to the surface, and so it goes on, another species will grow from the bedlam, maybe with bigger ears or forty seven hands. And nothing will be left of all the shit we made. nature will have destroyed it, and if this species evolves enough to have such a thing as an archeologist, they won’t know anything about us because all they’ll find are strange metal boxes, as our entire lives are on a hard drive these days.
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We’re just another Dinosaur.
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And this made me happy. I’m a big picture kind of guy. And yes I regularly stare into the oceans at night in silence.
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This will probably offend anyone who thinks there’s a big cheese upstairs controlling everything, but if they can show me where in the bible it mentions Dinosaurs, I’ll apologise.
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N.B. This has nothing to do with dead stags, and I’m ready for an attack….
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  • transmute

    transmute

    Evolution is nature’s way of saying ‘you fucked up the first time’

  • Chris  Wahl

    Chris Wahl

    Cool stuff as always.

    Maybe make the interlaced effect more obvious, because at the moment it just looks like a blurry lo-res image.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    Oh yes. Lovely.

  • Danny

    Danny

    Hmmm
    Love it
    Your description, couldn’t agree more
    Even though I’m a Big Cheese sort of guy.
    I have no problem with evelution.
    I work for an Environmental Company, have for years and don’t believe in Global warming, well not in the extreme sense that is being slammed down our throats.
    They lost me when they started to refer to Jungles as Rain Forest and Global Warming to Climate Change.
    It’s an excuse to make money for charlatans (I see proof often)
    and guaranteed grants for struggling University departments.
    I also enjoy staring blissfully up into the stars, I find it relaxing I can do this with the knowledge I don’t want to go there or if anybody is looking back at me thinking of invasion.
    But most importantly I wonder what sjem is going to say when he realises you stole and stripped his favourite Bucks head.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    That was to Chris No.1, and as for Chris No.2, as long as it prints, the original file is crisp.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    Oh you all keep getting in the way.

  • Danny

    Danny

    sorry for the shitty spelling

  • JJDegrade

    JJDegrade

    Phew…...LI, the stories are more involved than the art.
    Good visual art speaks alone on it’s own merits.
    Good art needs no explanation.
    If we don’t get the visual imagery wow factor straight up, attaching a novel to it won’t help.
    Cheers

  • Incognita

    Incognita

    Danny - you’re an ignoramus - it was the greenhouse effect/global warming deniers who renamed it ‘cliimate change’ so that they could protest that it was part of the natural planetary cycle so we could go on consuming ourselves to ruin. And, I’m sorry - but ‘rain forest’ is far more precise than ‘jungle’ - ‘jungle’ is like ‘wilderness’ in that it broadly describes an environment in relation to human experience of it—‘rain forest’ describes a particular type of ecosystem.

    Frankly the only ‘big cheese’ around here is that hunk inside your skull.

  • Incognita

    Incognita

    Danny > you’re an ignoramus > it was the greenhouse effect/global warming deniers who renamed it ‘cliimate change’ so that they could protest that it was part of the natural planetary cycle so we could go on consuming ourselves to ruin. And, I’m sorry > but ‘rain forest’ is far more precise than ‘jungle’ > ‘jungle’ is like ‘wilderness’ in that it broadly describes an environment in relation to human experience of it>‘rain forest’ describes a particular type of ecosystem.

    Frankly the only ‘big cheese’ around here is that hunk inside your skull.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    That, JJDegrade, is because I write and think and note more than I make stuff.

    It’s a pretty picture to illustrate my thinking and writing. Not the other way around.

    And this isn’t ‘art’ it’s a design, on a shirt.

    And it’ll probably get worn because it looks like a skull.

    And I have no faith in the audience, we’re on the web 2.0 community, it’s the last haven of the socially inept and the underwhelmingly untalented. Like myself.
    If I thought this was art I’d put in somewhere else and treat it with respect.

    And why did you write ‘cheers’ after telling me I’m wrong?
    You’re either devout, or just got your work turned down again.
    ‘Cheers’

  • Scott Robinson

    Scott Robinson

    The effect you`ve achieved with the horizontal lines is disorientating, which I think perfectly suits the theme you`ve got here.

    It`s almost like sitting to close to the television.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    That was entirely the aim, I originally used static, but I use that a lot, so I went with this.
    11 out of 10.

  • betelnut

    betelnut

    The preview of this shirt doesn’t do it justice.

    Not overly worried about global warming myself. The Earth will carry along long after we have fucked ourselves. Look at conditions on the ground when some amphibious piece of goo decided “Fuck it is hot in this soup. I wonder what that hard stuff over there is like.”

    A visit to Macchu Pichu, or Ankor Wat is most inspiring, with the jungle reclaiming the peaks of human civilisation with scant respect and in little time.

    Maybe a lilttle fatalistic, but you have to smile when you think about the next lifeforms to dominate this planet digging up our bipedal, homonid skeletons and wondering if we were warm blooded, what colour our skin was and where we layed our eggs.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    Absolutely, I wish I could be around to see it.
    Love your buyers booth work by the way.

  • Firedrake

    Firedrake

    I’d like to see the ‘artists impressions’ of us that future lifeforms might come up with. Hmm..would make a great RB challenge?

  • Scott Robinson

    Scott Robinson

    Indeed it could.. I`m all for it.
    We just need Sjem here to sugeest it.

  • Scott Robinson

    Scott Robinson

    suggest. damn it.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    Yes where is the Bastard?
    I shall go down to the cellar and see if he’s asleep in the wine vat again.

  • Amanda Cole

    Amanda Cole

    very clever and i love your reasoning behind it all… very true,...

  • LostBoy1

    LostBoy1

    man controls destiny.

  • Chris  Wahl

    Chris Wahl

    “And I have no faith in the audience, we’re on the web 2.0 community, it’s the last haven of the socially inept and the underwhelmingly untalented. Like myself.
    If I thought this was art I’d put in somewhere else and treat it with respect.”

    I don’t think insulting your potential clientele is the way to sell shirts. You do want to sell shirts, right? If not just stick to the writing section.

  • Kitsmumma

    Kitsmumma

    Hi Lucan, love the ‘festiveness’ of this. I uploaded a shirt not long ago with similar ‘lines’ through the image and although they cannot be previewed, they printed beautifully.

  • LostBoy1

    LostBoy1

    Chris Wahl really doesn`t get you does he…

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    That’s the first sensible thing you’ve said in a while LB1, welcome back.
    And you’re right. But it’s followed me my whole life.

  • Chris  Wahl

    Chris Wahl

    No, but I’m sure he’ll educate me.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    Don’t bet on it.

  • mikoto

    mikoto

    This reminded me of Rudolf the red nose reindeer – who along with santa also meet and unfortunate end. I have a suspicion that santas little helpers caused it all. Merry Christmas everyone! (too many friday beers for me?)

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Clearly I missed all the fun today.

    Danny – strangely I’m not too upset about the bucks head, it looks betterer dammit. Regardless of whether or not climate change is real I feel that our lives of mass consumption/destruction are not conducive to the survival of the species, which is ultimately what old L is on about here.

    JJ – been to a real gallery lately ? Explanations are everywhere.
    Besides this image could stand alone without the text and still be ‘good’, because that’s what it is good. Better than good actually. What Lucan is producing here is the inverse of your definition of good visual art. Ultimately it becomes an exercise in relativeness, this does not fit into your perspective of goodness, but as you can see it does fit into others.

    Betelnut and Firedrake you are on to something. Definitely.

  • SabreToothFairy

    SabreToothFairy

    Real nice work – I love innovative use of skulls: even the greatest of sculptors can’t come up with anything so beautiful to look at, nor so well engineered.

    Of course, I love my dinos too, so I love the reference and wholly sympathise with the feel of the piece. It is kinda heartwarming to think about dinos were around for 180 million years…and we haven’t even been here for one measly million.

    And people have the nerve to say they all died out because they ‘couldn’t adapt’.

    Will try to avoid going into boring personal tirade and just say “well done, matey-boy!” x

  • Mummified

    Mummified

    I’m seeing the world the same way.
    i really hope we haven’t stuffed it up so bad that the next generation suffers/struggles.
    Can I be T-Rex ? Brontosauruses are so web 1.0.

  • Danny

    Danny

    Two images on the Home page
    Definetly wasn’t a wasted effort being prolific for a change.
    Well deserved

  • ToxtethOGrady

    ToxtethOGrady

    love this lucan
    & i tend to agree rhat the world will go on, no matter what we do to it
    whether it would just be populated by carbon monoxide breathing bacteria remains to be seen, or perhaps they’re already here, going en masse by the monikor “JJ Degrade”...

  • GoldenMonkey

    GoldenMonkey

    I favorited this not because I like the art work, I do by the way it’s pleasing to the eye… I favorited this because I agree with what you wrote in the description. I find it easier to believe in a world that will eventually essentially heal itself … scares me to think there’s an all knowing bogeyman looming in the attic watching and judging my every move.

  • MuscularTeeth

    MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler

    excellent work.. really good…

  • thoma

    thoma

    I agree with your bekiefs and looooove the design…
    ” Life finds a way.”

  • Belmont Streetwear

    Belmont Street...

    You are completely wrong about evolution.
    We will not all die out, but will become mutants with superhuman powers.
    I saw a documentary about it starring Hugh Jackman.

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    [̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦ ...

    neat and nice details :D

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