Second Time. Lucky
Rework of an old tee that no one liked.
Been meaning to do this for aeons.
Despite the horrible over use of playing card suits in design these last few years, I still quite like this.

Nanny accessory not included with purchase. I hope.


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This is betterer.
(WARNING: DAD JOKE FOLLOWS)
You could even say that the previous version has been ‘trumped’.
Lucan Industri... replied
You could.
Or you could say something less twatish.
I kid, I know that would be impossible for you.
olechka
this is WAY better.
Lucan Industri... replied
Hang the fuck on, you’re like a completely epic pen wielder, I am totally honoured to have you comment here. I am so used to having Danny turn up and call me a drug addict or whatever that I have forgotten what this feels like. I’m going to have a short moment to myself now. Thank you.
Scott Robinson
Is that a vector wireframe image in the preview?
Lucan Industri... replied
Yes. It. Is.
Danny
Is this like a second anniversary commemorative version?
Judging by the nanny skeleton your illicit drug intake now includes massive steroid abuse , either that or you’ve gone back to digging up children’s graves again.
Lucan Industri... replied
She got smaller as she got older.
Lucan Industri... replied
Actually I heard that was happening to you as well.
Danny
Only my willie, every thing else is expanding at an alarming rate
Lucan Industri... replied
Did you really just say that?
Scott Robinson
The intersecting pieces in the preview (black club, yellow heart), really draw my interest. There something good going on there
Danny
No i wrote it you idiot, and you are supposed to be the intelligent one.
Matt Simner
Sweet(er) – what they said – apart from the insults ;)
Cathie Tranent
Yep – much betterererer. Particularly taken with the fact that there are more Luckys/ies than there were before.
Oh. And should twattish have two t’s? That looks better too.
Matt, don’t worry about the insults. When they’re nice to each other we get scared. Like the Nanny.
Russell Greenwood
I’m not sure whether your gambling debts should be translated literally to your t-shirts mate…
Lucan Industri... replied
Well spotted.
Ange
oh, that’s one fine tee.
Lucan Industri... replied
Hello.
How are things with you Ange?
Tom Douce
the detail is sick! yellow look awesome
douglasbot
Good times in black too. Nice one!
Pip Gerard
as you probably didn’t notice… I started watching you just the other day… it was not only cause of your thought provoking tee’s but honestly .. because of the few comments I’ve read from you on other product (some directed at the brown Danny fella or around him) made me literally laugh out loud. I felt sometimes like I was intruding… but then I placated myself by thinking it was public comment space… free for all to read. So mostly I’m just here to use you & Danny for laughs. hope thats ok. And getting some in your face reality checks with your tees (and words I notice) wont hurt either.
As for this tee… Great to see a real dude wearing it. shows it’s true spades… and those spades work!
Lucan Industri... replied
You’re not intruding at all.
I only use Danny for laughs as well. And sometimes to keep my feet warm at night.
And I just got off the phone to him and he said it’s ok if you want to go and swear all over his portfolio and point out how crap he is.
Appreciate words, cheers.
Ange
hey lucan, im cool
laying low floating with luca most days
im quite boring of late
still drinking…
too much coffee that is.
Lucan's Biogra...
The authorised biography of R.J Bingham 7th Earl of Lucan
Richard John Bingham was the eldest son of George Charles Patrick Bingham, 6th Earl of Lucan and his wife, Kaitlin Elizabeth Anne Dawson. He had two sisters and one brother. He was educated at Eton College and served as lieutenant in the prestigious Coldstream Guards an elite form of army division catering for spoilt rich graduates who had no personal skills other than performing Sadomasochist acts on each other. On 28 November 1963 Bingham married Veronica Mary Duncan, daughter of Major Charles Moorhouse Duncan,MC. 1^They had three children: Frances (born 24 October 1964), George Charles (born 21 September 1967), and Camilla (born 30 June 1970).2
On 21 January 1964 Bingham’s father died and he succeeded to the earldom.
This is where Bingham , now known exclusively as Lord Lucan began his decent into madness.3
It is a well regarded fact that most of the members of the Upper House are so inbred, weak chinned and moronic it was surprising most even know how to find the chambers and there are rumours that there are secret cells for the more confused members. The fact that these relics from a different age have so much influence on a country still struggling to recover from the Second World War is still whispered in some circles as scandalous. Lucan whose father and mother were miraculously not related and spent many years on the Continent was somewhat removed in looks and intelligence from the rest of his colleagues and soon took it on him self to capitalize on this.4
Lucan would teach games of chance to the House of Lords’ members and proceed to fleece them for all the had, which proved very little as most were honorary positions and the family fortunes were lost decades earlier to smarter charlatans than Lucan. ^5
To be continued….............................
Reference
1. Wikipedia bullshit version 2009
2. Common knowledge
3. LUCAN decent in madness- E.A Oppy (random numbers 2000)
4. How I survived the House of Lords- Jeffery Archer (richcunt press 1987)
5. The abridged history of gambling- A. Bridge (floppydisc 1999)
Lucan's Biogra...
My apologies for that masu up…...Walter Strang
Once again shall we…
*The authorised biography of R.J Bingham 7th Earl of Lucan *
Richard John Bingham was the eldest son of George Charles Patrick Bingham, 6th Earl of Lucan and his wife, Kaitlin Elizabeth Anne Dawson. He had two sisters and one brother. He was educated at Eton College and served as lieutenant in the prestigious Coldstream Guards an elite form of army division catering for spoilt rich graduates who had no personal skills other than performing Sadomasochist acts on each other. On 28 November 1963 Bingham married Veronica Mary Duncan, daughter of Major Charles Moorhouse Duncan,MC. 1
They had three children: Frances (born 24 October 1964), George Charles (born 21 September 1967), and Camilla (born 30 June 1970) . 2
On 21 January 1964 Bingham’s father died and he succeeded to the earldom.
This is where Bingham , now known exclusively as Lord Lucan began his decent into madness. 3
It is a well regarded fact that most of the members of the Upper House are so inbred, weak chinned and moronic it was surprising most even know how to find the chambers and there are rumours that there are secret cells for the more confused members. The fact that these relics from a different age have so much influence on a country still struggling to recover from the Second World War is still whispered in some circles as scandalous. Lucan whose father and mother were miraculously not related and spent many years on the Continent was somewhat removed in looks and intelligence from the rest of his colleagues and soon took it on him self to capitalize on this. 4
Lucan would teach games of chance to the House of Lords’ members and proceed to fleece them for all the had, which proved very little as most were honorary positions and the family fortunes were lost decades earlier to smarter charlatans than Lucan. 5
To be continued….............................
Reference
1. Wikipedia bullshit version 2009
2. Common knowledge
3. LUCAN decent in madness- E.A Oppy (random numbers 2000)
4. How I survived the House of Lords- Jeffery Archer (richcunt press 1987)
5. The abridged history of gambling- A. Bridge (floppydisc 1999)
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